Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

[Hyacinthsquash]

Can anyone enlighten me to these ‘I will keep going’ hold to read messages that he posts every other fucking week? His DMs are closed so noone can message him abuse. He limits his posts (…having opinions of him on tattle is not trolling). He hardly works, has a comfortable if boring life, gets stuff sent for free on an almost weekly basis. Has a handsome partner. ‘Let’s do this week’ ‘Let’s kick Monday’s arse’ ‘Nearly the weekend’…

How is his life or ‘his page’ that much of a fucking struggle? This cunt needs a reality check.

He’s crabbit because he wants a house with a front and back door but the bedsit is his chapter, and his chapter is exactly where it’s meant to be . He also closed his DMs two years ago but somehow pesky trolls keep getting through and Marion reads all comments PAST AND PRESENT but won’t be doing that anymore (so not present?), but you can pass the bespoke DM threshold if you want to buy his mirror. Hope this clears things up.. tonsa love

 

[SherbertDress]

Rendall and Sean ripping the pish right out Marion!

 

[SleepyCatLady]

Clutter free?!. Is this person seeing a different picture to us? View attachment 1055866

I think it’s the blind nikita dug that’s commented that, ma luvlie

 

[menopausalmargrit]

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Marion is back up Hinch’s hoop... all is well in the world again

Clearly never really been to the theatre because if someone next to me was singing their heart out they would be getting a jab to the leg.

 

[I wud like sum tea]

He looks like he should be on trainspotting

 

[LadyB65]

Is he having the Markies pie, which is topped with mash, with a side of chips?
What the fuck is wrong with this wee guy?
And what the fuck is there to know about a slightly above average micro meal?

 

[laynelo_]

Has his batteries run out or what? He's awful quiet today.

The tellys prolly fell on top a him

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Paging @MrAndMr.
Could be a good February image for your Deek 2022 desk calendar ma lovelie.

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It's all gone a bit quiet, everyone has printed this pic off and sellotaped it to their other half, and are now have very wrong sexytime.

 

[NaeDebates]

That Clare's just shown the video of when Hinch visited again with it being her birthday And mentions she hopes the cards arrived, so she obviously knows her address. Talk about rubbing salt in his wound

This Clare person cannot be right in the head. Imagine writing that noone except some Z list celebrity has made your daughter feel so special and so loved, why are her family not doing that? Tragic and creepy AF.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I think someone said earlier in the thread that her standing tickets for Hyde park were only £75. He’s a fanny, has no clue about anything.

SOMEONE?! I think you’ll find that someone is a VIP Member on here! Sit doon and get some bloody class!!!

The Aldi one is waaay to big for putting on my lower half, for working at my desk. Perfect for laying on the sofa like Mario. Mr Dayn says it's like being a chicken in a slow cooker. Fuck him. I'm going to look for a smaller one, then I'll have two, JUST LIKE MARIO.

Aw Dawn, you influenced me to buy two heated throws for me and Mr Margrit. Am always bloody freezing sat at ma desk.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

My toaster broke
I need a new kettle
That matches bespoke
Bedsit full of tat…
Is it a rug or a bath mat?
No money to call my own
Credit card debt in the hole
This app is nae my joab
Even though that would be my hope
I don’t know where this poem is going
That’s aw I’m saying the day…Crabbit & moaning. Mwah x

 

[Babybail93]

I'm so glad that changing his cushion covers helped his mind after the death of his ex friends mum.

We could have world peace if Putin would just change his soft accessories. Get on the blower tae him Maz. So aye

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Bespoke candle right on the bedsheets *chefs kiss*

Seriously though, why do people do this? It’s bad enough having endless throw pillows on a bed but to kick it up a gear and add a fucking tray full of pointless tat make it make sense. It doesn’t even look good (ever, not just Marion’s bespoke attempt).

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Went a wee walk earlier, where am I

About to get arrested for stalking? Record it all ma lovelie, as the polis drag you away screaming. Mario's ring doorbell has a special tattle detector, orange is the new crushed grey velvet.

 

[sammien89]

He will get Derk to hand deliver it nae debates

Wee Deek marching doon the Glasgow Road wy the mirror over his shoulder and playstation trackie and a B&M bag full of mould and mildrew - his mirror his rules

 

[SuzyE]

Here we go
Newsflash...You didn't need to say anything at all to complete strangers.

Why publish these things?

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Exactly. It's for one reason. Sympathy.

 

[Shrekssister]

Had to come back to this thread as soon as I saw that picture and get a new bespoke display pic. Horrific.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Clearly Derek isn’t #theboydidgood as if he’d had anything to show off about on this app he wouldn’t be able to help himself. So aye

Agree, there's trouble in paradise. He never posts about Derek now, remember all the "he keeps me safe" and the hilarious stories of Derek meeting him off the bus to help him cross the road. Now, nuffink.
Valens update. No present from mr dayn, another nice dinner cooked by me. Mr Dayn has tweaked my boob and made a honking sound, like it's a fucking horn. I feel like Derek.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Ma lovelies, Ave heard through the grapevine the reason for the comma is because Natalie’s mum passed away last week.

She probably thought he was a cunt too.

 

[Johnnoijones]

You just know he’s desperately thinking of what tat he can fill that “space” with.

He 'loves' the floor space under the window?! I suppose it is a great spot to stand and look out at the chernobyl wasteland and junkies