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Butthatsnoneofmybusiness
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I’m more staggered than Hinch is only 32!
Thats it. I'm knocking ma in/ootbox messages off. Can't believe all this about me having a TV on the wall when this app isnae ma joab. Snakes on this app. It's me and the TV from noo on.
me ma will tell ya
Chatty Member
My lovelies I got some bad news, my next door neighbours! cousins! best friends! budgie is no longer with us! he got blown away by eunice ! I was out looking in the sky for a sign but all I got was rain. So I won't be on his app for the rest aw today, its no right for me to be kerrying on as normal and its no my joab joab. So I'm taking a comma!! Tonsa love.
Inmyainlane
Well-known member
I have to admit, Deek gies me the boke, he just looks like a bit of a simpleton . Please don’t hate on me 
Kaydeelaydee
VIP Member
Now this is just ma thoats lovelies, but I cannae recall a time when Mario husnae put Mario first, and that's the part of the days rant I find most confusing!
I had a good dousing of Calvin Klein Beautiful this morning and I can still smell it on ma hoosecoat the night, so the projection is
Lastly, I think there's been a recent call to see this glorious artwork from @Curtaintwitcher45
I had a good dousing of Calvin Klein Beautiful this morning and I can still smell it on ma hoosecoat the night, so the projection is
Lastly, I think there's been a recent call to see this glorious artwork from @Curtaintwitcher45
Blanche Hunt
Chatty Member
Christ, even this quote is above his understanding. Where you off tae Optimus Prime?
Dawn Dayn
VIP Member
The curtain rod is bowed. Underneath the window sill in blodgy, not painted properly. The skirting is blobby and crap, needs replacing/sanding. They need to move everything out Friday night, start prepping first thing Saturday, not do a bodge job, it's not difficult, just takes time.
Where is this dinner, surely he'll want to be in his PJ's in the bumming fort soon.
Hello God, it's me, Dawn. I don't ask for much, but if you could make Mario's telly fall off the wall in the middle of the night and hit the gruesome twosome in the face, I'd be a good girl forever.
Where is this dinner, surely he'll want to be in his PJ's in the bumming fort soon.
Hello God, it's me, Dawn. I don't ask for much, but if you could make Mario's telly fall off the wall in the middle of the night and hit the gruesome twosome in the face, I'd be a good girl forever.
Made ma lentil soup for ma lunches the next couple of days ma lovelies. Running low on stock cubes but, so ah only put the 6 in.
Hope yeez huv aw hid a fab day. Am jist aboot to put fresh sheets oan. Cannae be arsed. Am crabbit! Am away. Ma chat's shite! See yeez next year!
Hope yeez huv aw hid a fab day. Am jist aboot to put fresh sheets oan. Cannae be arsed. Am crabbit! Am away. Ma chat's shite! See yeez next year!
Skyflier6727
VIP Member
Why is he putting his new TV in the guttering?? 
Babybail93
VIP Member
Must be like walking into a fairground fun house. Poor wee Derek always smashed oot of his box and he has walls of mirrors to contend withNaw I think he’s keeping the plush gifted monstrosity. He’s selling he silver sort of ornate looking one that he got for a barg price out of Poundies.
Edit - just saw the comments above. Hold on, he’s had 3 big massive mirras in that bedsit then!? The plush one, the ornate poundies one and the current one in the living room? Oh my Christ. I thought there was only ever 2 until I realised the current living room one has smooth edgeshe’s beyond help!!
Doingitforthegramhuns
VIP Member
State of them lips
I’d put money on him having covid but not admitting it!
notanothergrammer
Chatty Member
Everycunt: Awk ma toaster broke, I'll have tae go to Argos and get a new one they've still got the white breville in stock.
Maz: Aw fuck ma toaster broke. So I'll need tae get a new toaster and kettle, and microwave and then the rug tae match and dish rack. . see noo the worktops look shite so I'll need them falboned again. Any recommendations?
Maz: Aw fuck ma toaster broke. So I'll need tae get a new toaster and kettle, and microwave and then the rug tae match and dish rack. . see noo the worktops look shite so I'll need them falboned again. Any recommendations?
menopausalmargrit
VIP Member
I made Mr Margrit a nice steak dinner and he had a go at me fur no letting the wine breathe. So we are currently sat on opposite sofas no talkin. Nae bummin fort for us the night.
Babybail93
VIP Member
Never left the country but he does have a matching toaster and kettle
Johnnoijones
VIP Member
I lost 3 years of my life watching his ' my scents' highlight
Blanche Hunt
Chatty Member
So he’s turned the comments oan Instagram aff because he’s no happy he’s got a tattle thread and wants tae manipulate that as if he’s getting hunners ah direct abuse. Ah wonder whit comment tipped him ower the edge this time tae write a 4 page victim statement. You basturts huv blood oan your hands for saying his voile curtains are hackit.