Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

[Caramel Swirl]

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Who remembers his sisters Sunday dinner

This has got to be the worst roast dinner I’ve ever seen where do we even start...
1) what the duck are the apricots doing on the plate
2) why does the gravy look oily
3) why does the meat look like oor marions uncooked foreskin
4) the potatoes aren’t even roasted

DISGUSTAN

 

[Anti-influencer]

You know how on those telly shows about overweight people they put all the stuff they eat in a week on a table so they can see a visual representation of the amount of calories they consume? Imagine that but with all the wax burners and shite that Maz buys over the course of a year

 

[TooFarScone]

Ma lovelies don't you wish you could see your front door from your bed? Proper boujee

 

[saltandvinegarcrisps]

Ma lovelies don't you wish you could see your front door from your bed? Proper boujee

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Bespoke candle right on the bedsheets *chefs kiss*

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Bespoke candle right on the bedsheets *chefs kiss*

Seriously though, why do people do this? It’s bad enough having endless throw pillows on a bed but to kick it up a gear and add a bleeping tray full of pointless tat make it make sense. It doesn’t even look good (ever, not just Marion’s bespoke attempt).

 

[Onlinedetective]

Seriously though, why do people do this? It’s bad enough having endless throw pillows on a bed but to kick it up a gear and add a bleeping tray full of pointless tat make it make sense. It doesn’t even look good (ever, not just Marion’s bespoke attempt).

A knot and a candle! Hahahahahahaaaa random tae foook

 

[GiftedNotFree]

A knot and a candle! Hahahahahahaaaa random tae foook

It’s sooo stupid and pointless! Also he has no space or storage, so where does all that stuff go when they’re actually in bed? Do the pillows and tray tat etc just get dumped on the floor?! Everything about him is annoying.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

A knot and a candle! Hahahahahahaaaa random tae foook

Well maybe the knot is for wiping his bum/knob on, after an explosion of either. And the candle masks the smell of jizz/poo.

 

[twilightgarden]

Laughing to masel as I’ve just heard the How Will I Know Whitney song that our Marion loves so much. Made me think of him saying “if you don’t know, get tae know” pyoor bespoke

 

[laynelo_]

I’m pretty sure those Knots all the insta weirdos are door stoppers, or at least i’ve seen some of them be. Mazda must spend aw morning trying to lift the thing upty the bed.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Roses are red
Vallance time is next week
It’s a just a load ah commercialised nonsense
So nae luck Deek

 

[Seonag]

I seen someone talking about this book on Tiktok and how it’s changed their life . I think oor Marion could do with a read or maybe someone to read it to him .

 

[Babybail93]

I seen someone talking about this book on Tiktok and how it’s changed their life . I think oor Marion could do with a read or maybe someone to read it to him .

He’d need the audio book Ma lovely. The only “books” he has are cereal boxes wrapped in falbon wae a Chanel sticker oan them

 

[Lady Bug]

I have to admit, Deek gies me the boke, he just looks like a bit of a simpleton . Please don’t hate on me

We don't we have discussed this many times on this thread. The very fact that he's shacked up with Mario means he can't have a full flight of stairs going on and nae debates.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Been on a bit of comma this weekend as I was living life as I should!! Lovely to see a brand new shiny thread for the King of Tat!!

I wonder what culinary delights he will rustle up for dinners this week! Personally I don’t think he will beat the homemade cottage pie!!

 

[Dusky pink]

Hey ma lovlies. How are yas all.

Ive been on a comma for a few weeks as have been super busy at ma work. But I've been nipping on and off and watching youse all, clutching ma beak at some of the comments.

Ive got to say, Maz doing that stupid head wobble dance with the paint roller gave me the proper boak! Why does he always do that stupid thing with his head when dancing or singing? Makes him look more special than he already looks!

Anyways, I'm off to the land of nod after my busy night shift.

Night night ma lovlies

 

[laynelo_]

Gorgeous view of the wasteland slums

 

[candyland_]

Looks like he’s got paint all over the carpet

 

[Johnnoijones]

View attachment 1045398Looks like he’s got paint all over the carpet

That is the indent from the bespoke TV stand. Is it just me or are they curtains cheap and nasty looking. What is the point in them?

 

[Freefalling]

That is the indent from the bespoke TV stand. Is it just me or are they curtains cheap and nasty looking. What is the point in them?

Vile Voile's surely had to be in the sale, who would pick those out of choice?