Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston

ohdoris · Feb 2, 2022

Had to swerve straight oooot ma lane & over to this thread as soon as I saw that abomination of a stir fry & yoouse didne disappoint !!
I love this thread, you are all the funniest “trolls” about. Absolutely nail it Hens, every-time.

Ps, I live near Manchester, I need to stop talking in a fake Scottish accent. My husband thinks I’m having a psychosis jurneee everytime I say Criss & Joos.

mammaof3 · Feb 2, 2022

Was the bellend going to say he's not Scottish?

And he looks swollen.

laynelo_ · Feb 2, 2022

mammaof3 said:
Was the bellend going to say he's not Scottish?

And he looks swollen.

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Glaezgo everybody a new bespoke city in scotland noo

12055584 · Feb 2, 2022

ohdoris said:
Had to swerve straight oooot ma lane & over to this thread as soon as I saw that abomination of a stir fry & yoouse didne disappoint !!
I love this thread, you are all the funniest “trolls” about. Absolutely nail it Hens, every-time.

Ps, I live near Manchester, I need to stop talking in a fake Scottish accent. My husband thinks I’m having a psychosis jurneee everytime I say Criss & Joos.

This makes me laugh because I’m not Scottish either and the urge to comment in the patter is strong everytime but I daren’t. Is it cultural appropriation or what? I wonder how many that comment are not actually Scottish but sound it on here

this thread has me chuckling the most

Turmeric123 · Feb 2, 2022

mammaof3 said:
Was the bellend going to say he's not Scottish?

And he looks swollen.

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Swollen from the beige carbocide

the downside of being a foodie I guess

twilightgarden · Feb 2, 2022

Jeezo he looks fit to burst! He’s full of shite

so aye and so forth.

GiftedNotFree · Feb 3, 2022

He really does look fuller than an egg recently. Needs to lay off the sodium…. So aye. I guess the health and wellness journey is over?!

Badaboom · Feb 3, 2022

GiftedNotFree said:
He really does look fuller than an egg recently. Needs to lay off the sodium…. So aye. I guess the health and wellness journey is over?!

Do you mean …. *gulp* ….. no more motivational muller corners or cutted up grapes?

or as Maz would say,

🥲

Bluebellsinthewoods · Feb 3, 2022

He's no Glesgow. He's an Ayrshire lad. Nay debates. And if ye don't know. Git tae know.

GiftedNotFree · Feb 3, 2022

Bluebellsinthewoods said:
He's no Glesgow. He's an Ayrshire lad. Nay debates. And if ye don't know. Git tae know.

Also do you think he likes cleaning via a list? I didn’t think he was specific enough on that point…. So aye

Bluebellsinthewoods · Feb 3, 2022

GiftedNotFree said:
Also do you think he likes cleaning via a list? I didn’t think he was specific enough on that point…. So aye

List's are no for him ma lovely. They work for some but no for him.

laynelo_ · Feb 3, 2022

Bluebellsinthewoods said:
He's no Glesgow. He's an Ayrshire lad. Nay debates. And if ye don't know. Git tae know.

half a his followers wilny even know where ayrshire is, that’s why people say he has a glaswegian accent. If ur no scottish you probably canny tell the difference between the two accents. I have a paisley accent and even that’s different from a glasgow one.

Bluebellsinthewoods · Feb 3, 2022

laynelo_ said:
half a his followers wilny even know where ayrshire is, that’s why people say he has a glaswegian accent. If ur no scottish you probably canny tell the difference between the two accents. I have a paisley accent and even that’s different from a glasgow one.

This is true. The accents are very regional. I'm Lanarkshire and I sound nothing like Glasgow. Even tho it's 20mins up the road! I have a wee caravan (smell the wealth) in South Ayrshire and it is very different there. Tho of anyone outside Scotland asks, I'm pure bespoke and live in Glasgow.

I wud like sum tea · Feb 3, 2022

Bluebellsinthewoods said:
This is true. The accents are very regional. I'm Lanarkshire and I sound nothing like Glasgow. Even tho it's 20mins up the road! I have a wee caravan (smell the wealth) in South Ayrshire and it is very different there. Tho of anyone outside Scotland asks, I'm pure bespoke and live in Glasgow.

I’m Lanarkshire also

and defo agree about the diff bespoke accents…..

Step-by-step · Feb 3, 2022

No1 from any region of Scotland wishes to claim him, he’s a bleeping embarrassment

The hoosecoat & blanket, sweet Jesus unless a 90yr old wee granny

lists are no for him, they gee him anxiety

You couldn’t make any of his pish up, he’s a bloody clown

Babybail93 · Feb 3, 2022

Anyone else waiting for him to say he isnae intae that new “Wordle” game everyone seems to be playing at the minute?

“Trends are juss nae fae mae. I’m nae a trend setter or follower. So aye”

Not the fact the bleep can’t spell

Doingitforthegramhuns · Feb 3, 2022

I had to stop watching the million dots of death last night after he said people don’t watch his page for cleaning they watch it for him... I’m still laughing now

Booboo76 · Feb 3, 2022

Did 2 people actually ask him how to clean a mirror? Well they can just get in the bleeping bin along with maz, ffs

Doodlebug71 · Feb 3, 2022

Morning luvlees I huv to be honest and couldnae do aww the dots of doom this morning but to clarify Mierdre is fae ayrshire and is simply an interloper in paisley, infact he is cuckooing in deeks flat and he is too stoned to realise..so aye hens sit doon and get some class

GiftedNotFree · Feb 3, 2022

Booboo76 said:
Did 2 people actually ask him how to clean a mirror? Well they can just get in the bleeping bin along with maz, ffs

Not just any mirra ma lovelie. It’s a mirra that’s aw mirrad!