That's probably how it's so cold in the flat that he has to wear socks with his fluffy onesie, and a duvet over him on the sofa.So when most people are worrying over the price increase of their energy bills.
This scrote is wasting money on makeup that he clearly doesn’t need and more to the point where the fuck is he wearing it? He’s hardly out! Even when he does, it’s no far from his door.
What the actual fuck
Ma lovelie you’ve goat it aw wrang. Marion disnae use olaplex. He uses the bespoke oplex version. Just you get swerving back intae yer ain lain to spine bright. We’ll chant you oan fae the rooftopsYes he went on a olaplex journey my lovlie said he always wanted to try it. Never mentioned it since it sits in the bottom shelf under his and his bottles
Pretty sure ‘foodies’ in the 2 main meals for £9 pub are gonna mind if he’s wearing collection 2000 or Dior eitherEpitome of wealth right there.
PSA: Nobody can tell (or cares) it’s Dior on your face when you are walking around B&M, hun.
Cc @chickenlittle007
I used to love Bobbi Brown face base, but seeing as this useless cunt is using it, in the bin it goes...So when most people are worrying over the price increase of their energy bills.
This scrote is wasting money on makeup that he clearly doesn’t need and more to the point where the fuck is he wearing it? He’s hardly out! Even when he does, it’s no far from his door.
What the actual fuck
Treat yoursel hen you work harder than that cunts ever done in his lifeFuck me, I work 40 hours a week plus logged an extra 20 hours overtime this week and here I am debating with myself if I should treat myself to a £30 bottle of perfume (nae dupes)
Hell mend him.
Mario gonna be walking aroond in black face ma lovelyHe loved make up that much that he’s not matched it to his skin colour. How dark is that stuff from Dior?!
I imagine a big orange face and it just cuts off at his grey anemic neckMario gonna be walking aroond in black face ma lovely
Hello Deek....Mario gonna be walking aroond in black face ma lovely
2k! Wow that is just disgusting ! Were the decorations gold plated !The autumn and Christmas decorations alone would have got Derek through his driving lessons and test. It was over £2k someone on Tattle totted up and that was only the stuff he showed and the price could be found. He is his own worst enemy
No ma lovelie, the only gold plated items in the fort are their engagement rings2k! Wow that is just disgusting ! Were the decorations gold plated !
the issue is. He probs thinks people are jealous but in reality they think he is a moronic idiot
Imagine the stories that mirror could tell being in front of that bedDidn’t he get this free? No room for it- or your recent beg didn’t work now you don’t want it anymore?
Did you know he has a dyson hair dryer too?Oh please tell me he was not using olaplex ? What have I been missing
I’m not going to lie I have half expecting him to be bald as a badger 2 years on. I’m surprised he still has his 6 hairs
So sorry my lovely clutching my beak and wiping my tears while rocking back and forth, swerving straight back in to ma own lainMa lovelie you’ve goat it aw wrang. Marion disnae use olaplex. He uses the bespoke oplex version. Just you get swerving back intae yer ain lain to spine bright. We’ll chant you oan fae the rooftops
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