Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston

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Well if he loves the mirror that much why get rid to put the tv on the wall? Just keep things as they are 🤷‍♀️
 
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The fact he attempted to put that fuckin massive mirra in the bathroom is absolutely ending me 🤣🤣!!! I’ve seen insect houses that have more space than that bathroom 😭
 
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The fact he attempted to put that fuckin massive mirra in the bathroom is absolutely ending me 🤣🤣!!! I’ve seen insect houses that have more space than that bathroom 😭
I bet he’s had Deek up the wall moving it round the place 🤣
 
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No room for it after he got rid of six bin bags of clutter 🧐
There’s always been space for it before 🧐
I smell shite Mario and it’s not just your “IBS”

I think his Klarna statement has come through
 
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Why's he said he will share 'this one with us' as if he doesn't already share everything he does in the hoose with us 🙄🤣

The giant galloping donkey dick
 
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Imagine the domestics gawn on the noo at fawlty towers….

“DEEEEREEKK DON’T YOUUU GET ANY A THA FUCKIN PAINT ON MA GOOD CRAPRET A SWEAR TAE GOD DEREK!! UMM NO KIDDING”

bleeping BABY GURL RAYNNS DISTURBED DEEEREEK I DONT CARE ABOOT THE JUNKIES DOONSTAIR!!! I CANNY REACH ABOVE THE RADIATOR MA RARRRE SKINS SWEATING DEREK!!”
 
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Get yer coots on, he’s takin us on a wall decorating journae
 
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One wall. So the hideous wallpaper is staying. I suppose it would be a pain to move everything to decorate properly. It'll be manky and mouldy behind all the furniture. Lazy boys, make an effort, do it properly.
 
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Wonder why he’s turned off his messaging ? Maybe getting too many questions for his 5 brain cells to cope with 😂😂
 
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Managed to stop him on a flattering moment 😂
He’s not got anything on his crapet and he’s not moved his bespoke wardrobes
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Im new to looking at his profile. Is he that bad? 😂 seems harmless from what I’ve seen over the last week.

What’s his real job?
 
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I actually love this wee dweeb for the laughs I get from him and then reading on here :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Did you know he has a dyson hair dryer too? 🤷🏼‍♀️🙈🤣
Ok now I’m done . I …with extremely thick hair feel I can’t justify the cost of that. What is wrong with him ! Derek only needs to blow his hair for couple seconds and it’s dry 🤯

And the painting …
3 coats already ? I’d love to see how patchy that f*cking wall will be! I mean of all the things he could justify paying out on (a actual decorator ) he skimps and does himself and will make a dogs dinner of it 🤣
 
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