Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston

[Sloppys]

Well if he loves the mirror that much why get rid to put the tv on the wall? Just keep things as they are

 

[GiftedNotFree]

The fact he attempted to put that fuckin massive mirra in the bathroom is absolutely ending me !!! I’ve seen insect houses that have more space than that bathroom

 

[12055584]

The fact he attempted to put that fuckin massive mirra in the bathroom is absolutely ending me !!! I’ve seen insect houses that have more space than that bathroom

I bet he’s had Deek up the wall moving it round the place

 

[twilightgarden]

No room for it after he got rid of six bin bags of clutter
There’s always been space for it before
I smell shite Mario and it’s not just your “IBS”

I think his Klarna statement has come through

 

[Johnnoijones]

Why has Mario never taken driving lessons? It seems so odd to me that two fellas their age don't drive.

His kerry Katona eye condition. If you don't know get to know and watch his highlight named my condition

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Why's he said he will share 'this one with us' as if he doesn't already share everything he does in the hoose with us

The giant galloping donkey dick

 

[laynelo_]

Imagine the domestics gawn on the noo at fawlty towers….

“DEEEEREEKK DON’T YOUUU GET ANY A THA FUCKIN PAINT ON MA GOOD CRAPRET A SWEAR TAE GOD DEREK!! UMM NO KIDDING”

“bleeping BABY GURL RAYNNS DISTURBED DEEEREEK I DONT CARE ABOOT THE JUNKIES DOONSTAIR!!! I CANNY REACH ABOVE THE RADIATOR MA RARRRE SKINS SWEATING DEREK!!”

 

[Rayne]

Get yer coots on, he’s takin us on a wall decorating journae

 

[mrshan17]

Just remember to always be god to yourself

 

[Dawn Dayn]

One wall. So the hideous wallpaper is staying. I suppose it would be a pain to move everything to decorate properly. It'll be manky and mouldy behind all the furniture. Lazy boys, make an effort, do it properly.

 

[Seonag]

Wonder why he’s turned off his messaging ? Maybe getting too many questions for his 5 brain cells to cope with

 

[Rayne]

Managed to stop him on a flattering moment
He’s not got anything on his crapet and he’s not moved his bespoke wardrobes

 

[Babybail93]

bleeping state of it

 

[twilightgarden]

bleeping state of it

Live scenes from the bumming fort

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Managed to stop him on a flattering moment
He’s not got anything on his crapet and he’s not moved his bespoke wardrobes View attachment 1041935

Beautiful pic of the crap on top of the wardrobes, and the washing airer stuffed behind the door.

Di(or)y SOS.

 

[candyland_]

Im new to looking at his profile. Is he that bad? seems harmless from what I’ve seen over the last week.

What’s his real job?

 

[melonsandlemons]

bleeping state of it

I think we’ve all just been subjected to his sex face

 

[maeve87]

I actually love this wee dweeb for the laughs I get from him and then reading on here

 

[Johnnoijones]

Managed to stop him on a flattering moment
He’s not got anything on his crapet and he’s not moved his bespoke wardrobes View attachment 1041935

Look at all the crap piled on top of the poor bespoke wardrobes

 

[loulou101]

Did you know he has a dyson hair dryer too?

Ok now I’m done . I …with extremely thick hair feel I can’t justify the cost of that. What is wrong with him ! Derek only needs to blow his hair for couple seconds and it’s dry

And the painting …
3 coats already ? I’d love to see how patchy that f*cking wall will be! I mean of all the things he could justify paying out on (a actual decorator ) he skimps and does himself and will make a dogs dinner of it