Oh please tell me he was not using olaplex ? What have I been missing
I’m not going to lie I have half expecting him to be bald as a badger 2 years on. I’m surprised he still has his 6 hairs
Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston
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I’m not going to lie I have half expecting him to be bald as a badger 2 years on. I’m surprised he still has his 6 hairs
He can buy all the branded names he wants to try and look like someone who has the finer things in life, but we know and he knows that he'll always be that middle aged man in a one bedroomed council flat with sticky back plastic units
Mario, champagne lifestyle, lemonade budget...Just saying
Smell the wealthHe can buy all the branded names he wants to try and look like someone who has the finer things in life, but we know and he knows that he'll always be that middle aged man in a one bedroomed council flat with sticky back plastic units
Mario, champagne lifestyle, lemonade budget...Just saying
zilched it maybe?Fu
duck off, how can he afford Dior.We're watching him destroy his life.
portable klarna (I’ve got it so not above a bit of credit, no wealth to smell this month) but with or without credit that’s a fair whack to spend
He can buy all the branded names he wants to try and look like someone who has the finer things in life, but we know and he knows that he'll always be that middle aged man in a one bedroomed council flat with sticky back plastic units
Mario, champagne lifestyle, lemonade budget...Just saying
Duffel coat and no mortgage
Yes he went on a olaplex journey my lovlie said he always wanted to try it. Never mentioned it since it sits in the bottom shelf under his and his bottlesOh please tell me he was not using olaplex ? What have I been missing
I’m not going to lie I have half expecting him to be bald as a badger 2 years on. I’m surprised he still has his 6 hairs
It is such a shocking waste of money though. Only professional make up artists need the volume of products he has. Half of them won’t even be in date!
To put it in context: how many driving lessons would that money have bought for Derek? 2/3? (Unsure as I learned to drive almost 15 years ago) but it’s better than none at all!
To put it in context: how many driving lessons would that money have bought for Derek? 2/3? (Unsure as I learned to drive almost 15 years ago) but it’s better than none at all!
Ma lovelies am so sorry about the piss poor grammar... *hangs head in shame and heads to the nearest English lessonI don’t even spend that much in make up on a year and I’m a woman
The autumn and Christmas decorations alone would have got Derek through his driving lessons and test. It was over £2k someone on Tattle totted up and that was only the stuff he showed and the price could be found. He is his own worst enemy
Even when I wore make up everyday before lockdown, I didn’t need the volume he has. It really is a waste of money most make up items have max 12 months to use once opened.
He’s only eating Indian! He’ll nae be aff the loo the night hens
Owns a house 
Can drive
Has a good credit rating
No debt
Is intelligent and self aware
Owns expensive makeup which he will never use
Can drive
Has a good credit rating
No debt
Is intelligent and self aware
Owns expensive makeup which he will never use
Can this be the next thread titleFur coat and no knickers
Duffel coat and no mortgage
Just seen this on a page l follow. At least his burners will come in handy after all
Why has Mario never taken driving lessons? It seems so odd to me that two fellas their age don't drive.
Wonder if this spurge has owt ta dae wi his bad week so aye it’ll huv med him feel better fur an ooer anyways
Wouldn’t surprise me if the two of them Sponge free bus passes for fake disabilities
Av goat this ad oan ma tattle page the day. Mibbe this is what oor Maz gets paid at his 3 hours a week joab that helps him pay for aw his unnecessary purchases
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Epitome of wealth right there.Owns a house
Can drive
Has a good credit rating
No debt
Is intelligent and self aware
Owns expensive makeup which he will never use
PSA: Nobody can tell (or cares) it’s Dior on your face when you are walking around B&M, hun.
Cc @chickenlittle007
So when most people are worrying over the price increase of their energy bills.
This scrote is wasting money on makeup that he clearly doesn’t need and more to the point where the duck is he wearing it? He’s hardly out! Even when he does, it’s no far from his door.
What the actual duck
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