Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston

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Chez300

Seonag said:
Brown stir fry with chips and garlic bread . My stir fry’s are full of colour with veg . He makes everything so unhealthy .
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All that beige food he’s been having lately makes my stomach turn and I LOVE to eat!
 
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Inmyainlane

So I went to my local Chinese restaurant and I asked for garlic bread and tattie wedges wi ma tea. Get in the fucking bin they roared. So I got my uncle alberts cowat and roared if you don’t know get tae fucking know* and walked oot * no ma quote
 
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Popper

Am away to home bargains to look for a lip balm tinted in the scent peach and strawberry. So aye. Nae debates.
 
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maeve87

Ah don’t know a soul on this planet who has wedges and garlic bread with a stir fry. Absolute weapon.
 
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laynelo_

Stir fry way wedges and garlic bread honestly fuck off he canny be serious
 
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Babybail93

Can you imagine how much salt he added to that brown mush stir fry? Later he will be wondering why his lips are dryer than my Fanny after seeing him in his leggings. So aye
 
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Hyacinthsquash

Can literally see the bespoke salt on top of Mazdas potato wedges bet his stir fry is full of it too.. derek better have some sudacrem to hand because Mazdas lips are gonna rip him a new arse quite literally
 
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honey&lemon

Well I don’t think we’ll be going on a bespoke Valens day decoring jurnee ma lovelies on account of Marion cannae say it
 
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mammaof3

3 attempts and he still couldn't say it.
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Poptart

Hes got the boke for valens day, looks like the bumming fort will be retired that day.
 
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Eeyore147

He’s going on about the ‘luxury’ of cleaning every morning. I have 2 kids and still make sure beds are made, downstairs is hoovered and wipe the bathroom over once they have showered/cleaned teeth etc - isn’t that normal?? You’re definitely not special Mario . He should try team TOMM and he’d get it done in half the time and have weekends free
 
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