Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction

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Badaboom

I am an Edinburger too! Although I bespokely moved to Glasgow in the 90‘s and that’s all I am saying on this dayn of dawn, so aye.
 
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Macmama

DesperadosRUs said:
so yeh sayin paisley is the erse hole o Scotland? Canny relate Maself bein a respectable member of the Edinburgh community. I’ll get back in ma ain lane
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DesperadosRUs said:
well ma luvly am actually in Musselburgh but originally am a leither so a Ken what your sayin. YLT
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Aw here they come, right oot their ain lane with their kens and their salt and sauces.

Right back intae the bumming fort of the bypass yous go

(love yous )
 
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Hyacinthsquash

Spare bedroom.. smell the wealth Marion
 
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Johnnoijones

Lesley Joseph. I bet meeting her made you gay she was a gay icon
 
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HulaHannah

I have just choked and got my velvetised hot chocolate (smell the wealth) right down my brand new pale FatFace pjs (really take in that smell of wealth) to the point I may look like I've been eating at Mario's and contracted his form of IBS .
My brain is so tired after this dayn of dawn it is skim reading and read the offer to be more than just building the fort!
 
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Ma lovelies swerving oot ma lane and so forth , but a wanted tae tell youse all a bought a box af wax melts fae wan ae ma pals whose dain a wax melt business oan the side, and a opened it up the day efter a gutted ma hoose (cleaned round everything, not under or over) and 1 if the wax melts is the wan and only baccarat rouge, a wiz tempted tae rub it oan masel afore a went tae the pub as am still yet tae smell the wealth
 
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TooFarScone

Imagine being so so happy about living in the only block on a bulldozed swamp. They already have a rat infestation for gods sake! I'd love a coach trip to Paisley can we stand outside the restaurant until they give our table away?
 
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twilightgarden

Bulldozed swamp @TooFarScone

Please can I book a place on the Paisley coach trip and pay in Klarna instalments?
I’ll bring joooos and crisssss and a nae cheeseboard.
 
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TooFarScone said:
Imagine being so so happy about living in the only block on a bulldozed swamp. They already have a rat infestation for gods sake! I'd love a coach trip to Paisley can we stand outside the restaurant until they give our table away?
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Get him on that ‘coach trip’ on e4 where they pick him and dez up fae the landfill! Noo that wid be good car crash tv just watching him sat oan that coach and then huvin tae dae challenges.
or if he is doing gogglebox - they always say their names like ‘here’s Marian and Derek from paisley’ then and up and down shot of the only block of flats left on the waste land then a drone into their flat windae, Marian sat crabbit as fuck crossed legs, tutting away, deek giggling away and stoned oot his box - tae be fair it would be great tv
 
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Lilly Lou

The Paisley coach trip must also include an evening drop off at Marions so we can all have a shot of the Dyson hairdryer and get all dolled up with the out of date make up. Then back on the McGills bus to head out for some lethal drinks
 
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twilightgarden

Marion would be funny on Gogglebox. He’d try and come across so intelligent and just sound like even more of a thick cunt.
He can’t youse filters either so we’d get all angles of Concorde nose and his cooncil haircut

We’d be flying through these threads quicker than the IBS oota Marion’s arse if he was on Gogglebox.

Deek would be the eye candy #FREEDEREK #DEREKISADARLING

Down side is imagine the utter crap he would buy with the monthly pay from Gogglebox and how insufferable he would be thinking he’s made it.
 
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