Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction

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Babybail93

I’m getting bored of the positive bullshit the noo. Luckily for us he won’t be able to keep it up for long

I still can’t “faddum” how he is pleased that dump isn’t being bulldozed. That was literally their only way out of that shit hole. No light at the end of the tunnel the noo. He’ll be coming oot of that his box, after another 38 mediocre years of nothing
 
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laynelo_

Johnnoijones said:
I think we will all be taken on a livingroom laminate journey in the next month or so. I can feel it in my waters
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100% purrcent hen, or maybe we’ll get taken on a linooooleeum journee. The “av gutted everything this morning we’ve got so much shit for 2 people, Rayn’s disturbed, the couches are in storage” stories are pending.
 
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Johnnoijones

The big question I have is if we are all going on a livingroom laminate journey will the boards be running the same as the hall or the kitchen?
 
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mrsbucket

laynelo_ said:
100% purrcent hen, or maybe we’ll get taken on a linooooleeum journee. The “av gutted everything this morning we’ve got so much shit for 2 people, Rayn’s disturbed, the couches are in storage” stories are pending.
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I wonder if oor Danyell will come tae the rescue again and store his sofas for him, and then provide him with a brand new #gifted suite for nae reason whatsoever?

Cannae wait for the new flooring jurnee!
 
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Blanche Hunt

If ah wis the spoon burners doonstairs ah’d be getting ma complaints logged in the housing office the noo. Life’s bleak enough in Beruit withoot hearing Marion’s every movement and sound in that flat.
 
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Johnnoijones

Blanche Hunt said:
If ah wis the spoon burners doonstairs ah’d be getting ma complaints logged in the housing office the noo. Life’s bleak enough in Beruit withoot hearing Marion’s every movement and sound in that flat.
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The shuffling of the slippers and the swishing of his manky hoose coat
 
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12055584

Blanche Hunt said:
If ah wis the spoon burners doonstairs ah’d be getting ma complaints logged in the housing office the noo. Life’s bleak enough in Beruit withoot hearing Marion’s every movement and sound in that flat.
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what an image that conjures
 
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laynelo_

Blanche Hunt said:
If ah wis the spoon burners doonstairs ah’d be getting ma complaints logged in the housing office the noo. Life’s bleak enough in Beruit withoot hearing Marion’s every movement and sound in that flat.
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Poor fuckers prolly trying getting their kip at 6 in the morning after a three day bender and aw they hear is Marion’s hoover on, washing machine gawn, and him running back in forth tae the pan cos his stomachs fell oot his arse.
 
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Blanche Hunt

Johnnoijones said:
The shuffling of the slippers and the swishing of his manky hoose coat
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12055584 said:
what an image that conjures
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laynelo_ said:
Poor fuckers prolly trying getting their kip at 6 in the morning after a three day bender and aw they hear is Marion’s hoover on, washing machine gawn, and him running back in forth tae the pan cos his stomachs fell oot his arse.
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Ah actually ken someone (a pure cunt oh a human being) who’d get up at 5am, washing machine and tumble drier oan, hoover gawn and the radio oan tae dae hoosework and then in the shower singing loudly. Her neighbours got her an asbo
 
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DesperadosRUs

In all seriousness though some cooncils (I’ll say some cos I’m no gettin in other cooncils lanes, Am just tellin what a know about ma cooncil, ma cooncil their rules) you need permission to put doon flairin, it’s cos of the noise it makes to the doonstairs neighbours. And if it’s granted then it all needs to huv decent underlay and all that.

SuzyE said:
He's got his dad's nose
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do you think auld Dad is a beak clutcher Tay?
 
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Very Cherry

Aye it's the same here in ma cooncil area ma lovelie, i had a work friend who had to lift her lovely new fleerin and lay a crapet as her downstair neighbours complained about the noise and she is just a single lassie so no makin a big noise.
 
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Babybail93



I like tae keep ma family private and oaf this app. So aye. Ma family, ma rules!
 
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Dawn Dayn

It's bad when your old dad has a better haircut than you. Those forehead lines, oof, that's you without the filter, Mario. His dad looks sweet though. Slide into my DMS daddy McKnight.
 
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