Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction

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Kat__lax

Yeah that’s what I don’t get, why would a business gift that to him? What is in it for them? Custom off the back of it?
 
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mrsbucket

The marble top nest of tables from Home Bargains. Totally gorge but huv since been replaced by the padded coffin.

Rayn's teepee.

The gifted rings that had Believe or some shite engraved oan them. He obviously didnae like them but is incapable of saying no to a freebie.
 
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Hyacinthsquash

What do like about Instagram?.. what do you like? What do I like? Who fucking knows at this point.. his illiteracy is getting worse by the day hens
 
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laynelo_

Lilly Lou said:
Found this old photo of his hot chocolate station from 2020 How much tat can you have on your kitchen counter! Proof though that he did buy the Swan milk frother thing
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This literally looks like the clearance shelf a b&m - covered in shite.
 
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Abce3456

Lilly Lou said:
Found this old photo of his hot chocolate station from 2020 How much tat can you have on your kitchen counter! Proof though that he did buy the Swan milk frother thing
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That makes me itchy just looking at that, move one thing and it all crashes down to the floor
 
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Hyacinthsquash

Lilly Lou said:
Found this old photo of his hot chocolate station from 2020 How much tat can you have on your kitchen counter! Proof though that he did buy the Swan milk frother thing
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Fuck right off was that his kitchen.. she’s crammed more shite in that corner than candy cane lane.. surprised his bespoke council surfaces are still standing under it all!
 
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lauhlauhlauh

Lilly Lou said:
Found this old photo of his hot chocolate station from 2020 How much tat can you have on your kitchen counter! Proof though that he did buy the Swan milk frother thing
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Do I spy a Costa mug and Costa coffee pods? You know, the drink he doesn’t like.

Actually, does he still have the coffee machine?
 
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Abce3456

lauhlauhlauh said:
Do I spy a Costa mug and Costa coffee pods? You know, the drink he doesn’t like.

Actually, does he still have the coffee machine?
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Don’t give him ideas he’ll be buying a Nespresso one next just like all the insta huns
 
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SuzyE

He really does try and convince himself on things. Making out that he was so excited for Christmas, then once it was over decided that it was all a front. Now he's loving January...Piss off you freak of nature. Just admit it, you hate your life

And it's a VELVETISER not Velveteer. Give me strength with this idiot

Another Mario bespoke messages to himself looking at the grammar
 
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Blanche Hunt

Ah jist tried that filter he’s always using and it turned me intae a Russian escort - big een, mair tanned and ma lips look like Rayns erse hole. So how he still looks like a haunted cludgie brush oan every story is a mystery.
 
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laynelo_

Saw this on FB and thought oor mazda wis in the papers again, looks like the view from his bedroom windae.



Makes it even funnier that it’s in Port Glasgow so only 20 minutes up the road fae him
 
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Sloppys


I’m having deja vu ma lovelies. I’m convinced he’s shared this exact message before. I remember reading that he’d made someone finally apply for their dream job. I might be wrong, but I’m certain he’s shared this before
 
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