Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction

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Rayne

Marios had his imaginary friends round again

Also imagine dying and your ashes being kept on marios console tables -if ya don’t no get tae no
 
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SuzyE

So we mention here how he must be stinking in his pj's, then low and behold he shows us that he's been showered and put fresh pj's on.
We mention how he has no friends, then all of a sudden he's mentioning one that's been at the flat.

Yeah ok Mario. We know you've been on here

He'd laugh if his arse was on fire, because that urn story wasn't even remotely funny
 
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Babybail93

Fucking state of that! I wonder how many slices of butter he’ll have it wae the night?

 
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Johnnoijones

Clutching my beak and the weird shape of his body and his head. He looks like an old sack of tatties in that minging housecoat
 
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laynelo_

Has this cunt actually made a toastie way a roll? am ooooot the close door

 
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menopausalmargrit

laynelo_ said:
Has this cunt actually made a toastie way a roll? am ooooot the close door

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Who the fuck sticks a roll in a toaster then cuts it into triangles? Between that and his stovies that toilet will need a visit from Dynorod in the morning!

His funny stories really are the most unfunny shite I’ve ever heard. And having cups of tea with his pals? Oh fuck off!
 
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ayeayecaptain

I think he’s sorted his attitude out a bit. Not being as much of a huffy bastard flinging commas aboot willy nilly the last couple of weeks. I wonder who booted him up his bespoke arse.
 
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Hyacinthsquash

Whuts Marion keeping behind that sofa? He kept walking round the front of it to get to the other window so must be a massive box of tat stored behind it or something.. I need to know where he stores that bloody ladder too
 
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Rayne

ayeayecaptain said:
I think he’s sorted his attitude out a bit. Not being as much of a huffy bastard flinging commas aboot willy nilly the last couple of weeks. I wonder who booted him up his bespoke arse.
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He had a comma break just yesterday
 
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Very Cherry

Babybail93 said:
Fucking state of that! I wonder how many slices of butter he’ll have it wae the night?

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This actually makes me boak. Do you lovelies that stay in Marion's vicinity all make 'stovies' we square sausage? Up here in Aberdeenshire we make stovies with beef, either leftover roast beef or cubed steak. Can you smell the wealth coming from my bespoke stovies?
 
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Sloppys

So ma lovelies on this new day of dawn, Mario has treated us to another hilarious never happened story . Mario hen, your pal was only round in your dreams
 
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Abce3456

My mums from Ayrshire and that’s how she always made it but never looked like that
 
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