I don’t think we’d aw fit in the shoebox at once hen, queue outside the door and we’ll call ye in through the ring doorbell when someone’s finished getting readyThe Paisley coach trip must also include an evening drop off at Marions so we can all have a shot of the Dyson hairdryer and get all dolled up with the out of date make up. Then back on the McGills bus to head out for some lethal drinks
Absolootly braw ma darlin. Blast oot the higher love and we’ll aw dae the slosh dance moves along to it.I don’t think we’d aw fit in the shoebox at once hen, queue outside the door and we’ll call ye in through the ring doorbell when someone’s finished getting ready(or maybe sit in the junkies gaff doonstairs)
It’s scary to think what he would buy, on a serious note - a man, fae his own words - has no ambition or to achieve anything but is happy with the way things are going, blows my mind!! Why doesn’t he set a goal like he wanting to learn to drive instead of spunking it up the wall ?Marion would be funny on Gogglebox. He’d try and come across so intelligent and just sound like even more of a thick cunt.
He can’t youse filters either so we’d get all angles of Concorde nose and his cooncil haircut
We’d be flying through these threads quicker than the IBS oota Marion’s arseif he was on Gogglebox.
Deek would be the eye candy#FREEDEREK #DEREKISADARLING
Down side is imagine the utter crap he would buy with the monthly pay from Gogglebox and how insufferable he would be thinking he’s made it.
Back in yer aine laine hen! He cannae drive cause he’s no well way his Kerry Katona eyes condition. So aye.It’s scary to think what he would buy, on a serious note - a man, fae his own words - has no ambition or to achieve anything but is happy with the way things are going, blows my mind!! Why doesn’t he set a goal like he wanting to learn to drive instead of spunking it up the wall ?
(sorry am rambling lads, am hame fae the pub and a canny sleep, but read oan here and been pishing maself (no literally))
It is annoying to see him making obvious life mistakes, but then he does or says something stupid/funny and I just laugh.I don’t know if I’m late to the party… but honestly what a sad man to be nearly 40 years old having no achievements in his life and no goals for himself… and to be absolutely happy with thatI honestly don’t understand how people end up being like that, you get one shot at life and what a waste… am I being completely unreasonable that this infuriates me so much?!
IBS will be through the flairboards tomorrow and aw plans will be CANCELLED!!!A day off insta for our Marion. A day out consisting of a beige italian set menu and home bargains
I’m the exact sameTong Braxston!! Every time I read it I laugh out loud!
An ibs explosion after using the velviteserIBS will be through the flairboards tomorrow and aw plans will be CANCELLED!!!
If TONG BRAXSTON doesn’t make the next thread title I’ll be flouncing off in a comma. I’m still in recovery from that q&a honestly you could not make it up.Tong Braxston!! Every time I read it I laugh out loud!
Again hen ...there is a pattern emerging here ..so ayeIBS will be through the flairboards tomorrow and aw plans will be CANCELLED!!!
She isn’t happy, she is secretly furious, but he won’t give us the pleasure of showing thatAfternoon ma lovelies, hope your all well. I’m sat here smelling my wealth feeling boujeee with my Dior scent.
Wondered if one of yous could explain why he is happy his house (nae debates on that it’s a house not a flat) isn’t being demolished? Has this been planned for a wee while? I’m new here so swerving right outta ma laine to ask the questions. So I can get to know
She isn’t happy, she is secretly furious, but he won’t give us the pleasure of showing that
All he wants from life is a council place with a front door AND a back door. Aim high Mario hen!
He has said many times he’d like to move, but now he has changed his mind. Supposedly.
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