Cleaning with Mario #52 How the Hinch stole Mario’s Christmas

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Dear god the arse bunny is like an Easter Madonna
 
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I had to come straight here to see what that thing is with his chips as well?!
 
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That's half a Tesco value margarita deep fried isn't it? Now I've heard of delicacies such as deep fried mars bars and even cream eggs. Have Castleveche got a wee boujee collab going with the local undertakers?
 
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Just Eat tells me it’s a 1/2 Pizza Crunch, costing £3-£4.50. Pickles are 30p a go. Add the chips and you got yourself a bespoke meal for less than the price of a wax melt burner. Abzoloot bargain ma lovelies.

I need to go out and get drunk. As bad as him sat here searching for his supper on Just Eat
 
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He goes on about cleaning his house (bedsit) like it takes hours (no I don't believe it took four hours last week), it would take 30 minutes max to clean that hobbit house and how many more photos of his bloody awful tree are we going to be shown before Christmas?
 
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30p for a teeny tiny pickled onion?? You can get a whole jar from Aldi for 49p. If I’m having a pickled onion from a chippy then I want it to be a big massive fuck off one
 
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And just like that........

You can tell that insufferable pipsqueak is as desperate to leak a spoiler as I am to set about him with ma best Jimmy's
Don’t you remember when he filmed the whole fucking ending of Toy Story 4? Showed it on his stories talking utter shite over the top
 
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I appreciate this level of investigative work this is why I wanted to stop being a tattle lurker!!

His poor new teeth
 
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On a bespoke December evening I treatit masel to the singing highlights. O M G. There is something seriouslu wrong with him if he ain't embarrassed by that ear bleeding pish.
Isn’t it a great highlight ma lovely, makes me cringe something serious, so aye
 
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I’m sheer gutted Marion dinnae take Grinchy tae Castlevecchi for a pure bespoke battered 1/2 pizza followed by a bespoke candy cane hot chocolate
 
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