4 hours to clean the postage stamp? Sure hen 
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If its the same in Scotland as it is in England unless its a swap then he will need to depanel that wall defablon the work tops and rip up the flairs so aye
Like that time he spent 3 days painting the hallway with a cotton bud4 hours to clean the postage stamp? Sure hen
He’ll cover it in tacky candy canes ma lovelie
And why the other day was it empty but today he can see the messages but can’t open them. I smell shite
He's panic cleaning cos hinch is coming.
He took hawf a day to paint the cupboard of a hallway, then went AWOL painted the tampon looking hoose phone (intercom) black, painted the bathroom mirror black, painted a plant holder black and conveniently placed it over the flush button. Then, finished the bathroom off way tacky gold discounted soap dispensers and my favourite “His and His” shampoo bottles for the both a them.
Aw I miss the hallway and bathroom journee
The His and His bottles got meHe took hawf a day to paint the cupboard of a hallway, then went AWOL painted the tampon looking hoose phone (intercom) black, painted the bathroom mirror black, painted a plant holder black and conveniently placed it over the flush button. Then, finished the bathroom off way tacky gold discounted soap dispensers and my favourite “His and His” shampoo bottles for the both a them.
Aw I miss the hallway and bathroom journee
up here they don't really bother if it's a cooncil house, they would leave it for next person no doubt if he ever moved one of his lovlies would be right up the offices demanding Marion's bespoke hobbit hole to be theirsIf its the same in Scotland as it is in England unless its a swap then he will need to depanel that wall defablon the work tops and rip up the flairs so aye
If they were forced to move he’d be ripping aff the panelling, fireplace, doors and flairboards way him the cheap bleep.up here they don't really bother if it's a cooncil house, they would leave it for next person no doubt if he ever moved one of his lovlies would be right up the offices demanding Marion's bespoke hobbit hole to be theirs
Do I get half a bingo for the comma - no public sulk first 
Yes ma luvlie bingo tae u. He’s “coming aff this” - translation = I’m pissed hinch isn’t coming to see me so i’m gonnae snoop on ma burner accounts instead.
I'm doing my signature pose qnd a Hugh kick while listening to higher love
He's well crabbit Sopha is ghosting him
so aye back to me laine
I hope this works! If not ma sincerest apologies
Sorry to quote myself but the Mario effect seems to be harming my grasp of the English language - fixed my spelling mistakesI'm doing my signature pose qnd a Hugh kick while listening to higher love
He's well crabbit Sopha is ghosting him
I'm doing my signature pose And a High kick while listening to higher love
He's well crabbit Sopha is ghosting him
so aye back to me laineWhy is he going off insta just because his messages aren’t coming through, seriously grow up maz you absolute head, if that’s all it takes for him to throw a wobbler then he’s more of an arse than I thought, I’ve not seen anybody else ranting about no messages, can imagine what it like in that house today with him on one because he can’t speak to his “friends” prick!
Lying big beaked cuckoo
Mario this app known as Instagram isn’t doon, try using the other phone that Deek mans to protect you
bleeping idiot 
I’ve been checking all day for Hinch to be at the postage stamp! No stories from hinch either so do we know what’s happening??
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