Cleaning with Mario #51 Scheme Queen, face scratched on a sausage. So aye

[Dove88]

Thread suggestion -

How The Hinch Stole Mario's Christmas.

 

[OhhBacon]

A pic will come out after she's back home, and Mario will be saying it was private as some sort of victory. Very odd way to behave.

So ma lovelies, since Mazda's Insta Is doon he asked me to share the visit from Her Highness!

 

[Popper]

Just imagining Marion and Deek turning up to Mar Hall in their Nike leggings, woman’s coats and chunky primark scarves. Right aff the dial a bus.

 

[Babybail93]

We didn’t have any thread suggestions in the last one ma lovelies. So I’ve put together a couple of phrases you all liked.

Ma thread, Ma rules! Nae debates! Just enjoy! So aye

We are currently on 31 Christmas grid posts since 1st November. All the same picture pretty much, taken from varying angles

 

[TooFarScone]

Live from tat tower...

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ma lovelies fear not, panic over, its been handed in. Our Marion is always dropping things, that cheese board didnae help.

 

[laynelo_]

these automated captions way him never fail to make me laugh

 

[Babybail93]

Oh what a day we have all had! Who would have thought some tart flying to Scotland and not popping into some wee Ned’s hoose for some stovies would cause so much fun! My flabber is truly gasted. So aye

 

[Turmeric123]

Marion all day

 

[Blanche Hunt]

How much is that dafty in the window;
The one sending Hinchy hate mail.
How much is that dafty in the window;
His face is the size of a thumbnail.

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Will leave this here….

 

[Babybail93]

I reckon his card was declined

“Can I spread the cost across 8 cards ma lovely?”

“Ma’am it’s a £3 candy cane mug?”

 

[Dawn Dayn]

They're probably WhatsApping each other, sorry I missed you Mario but my toe fell off inside my sock. That's ok ma lovelie, I'm fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

 

[laynelo_]

Ah cannae believe there’s a family in Ayrshire that names their wains Johnny, Krystal and Mario it sounds like the characters in a PC school book

In ma heed, Krystal = stripper name, Mario = Spanish/Italian name which has no place for a Scottish man, Johnny = What should’ve been used those 3 times

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

What's all this aboot!

 

[Blanche Hunt]

35 posts and it's not quite December. What an utter piss flap.

He’s only got 388 posts altogether so nearly 10% is fae November alone. And no a single holiday, ootdoor shot, Christmas event, nothing. Jist 35 pissing photies oh the Home Bargains warehouse he’s noo living in. Cannae wait for the December edit.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Johnny is an actor so maybe he has based his acting persona on a certain wee, high pitched, nasal, self entitled, hedgehog looking bastard

Their dad is also an actor, he was on the wee carry on films.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Hes deleted the post.

 

[TooFarScone]

Bet our Soph's kicking herself for not calling in. Look what she missed oot on!

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

You’d be forgiven for not knowing about it ma lovelie as Monzo is miraculously somehow able to use:
• Ammonia based cleaning products without gloves
• Assorted doop fragrances
• Cheap, heavily perfumed shower gel
• Boady face mists of various descriptions
• Febreeze
• 12 months out of date makeup
But should the wind blow a solitary Unstoppable in his direction, he’s reduced to a wheezing 11 stone blister and nae debates oan ma comment