thank duck I've just ran myself a bespoke bath cause I think I've just pished myself so aye
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And don’t forget his joab is his joab and he disnae need to share anything on this app. This app is just this app and so on and so forth ……..Don't forget about hos joab he has that too and he can leave that app at any time he's nae bothered for 127 dots
Aw rage I missed that I hope uses the unstoppables so it happens again I want to see what he uses to cure itHe has had big raw patches of what he calls X zeema on his face.Feel like the curator of the museum of Mario.
You are our resident expert and fountain of knowledge
Oh Blanche I'm howling I had forgotten the signature Pose
Just like the he’s dissnae like chocolate mableep ain’t even got a dishwasher and now he’s saying he’s bought these in the past
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But he dissnae like seasonal scents ma lovelies
Lovelies
All those photos and I’ve not even got my tree up yet
I absolutely adore Christmas and everything that goes with it but seeing his pissing Insta pics has made me want to call off Christmas.Just like the he’s dissnae like chocolate ma
Lovelies
All those photos and I’ve not even got my tree up yet
BRB, telling the boyf we’re calling off Christmas because Marion has overdone it and annoyed me. See you next year!
I canny believe Rayn hasn't wrecked it the balls on my tree have been off and on more times than a hookers knickers wi my catsJust like the he’s dissnae like chocolate ma
Lovelies
All those photos and I’ve not even got my tree up yet
Ah don’t ken how many times ah watched that and ah laughed mair and mair imagining Marion saying exactly this kinda pish.Oh Blanche I'm howling I had forgotten the signature Pose
Take a bow Mario hen. My fuckin left eye is twitching. “Ah don’t like the sweet things in life”
Proceeds to buy one of everything from poundlands sweetie isle to fill his gifted tray
Proceeds to buy one of everything from poundlands sweetie isle to fill his gifted tray
How many times does he say how gorgeous, or how beautiful when he's showing something 
He actually doesn’t even realise he can fill it with savoury snacks too but literally just copies what every else does 
he’s passed my right aff 
he’s passed my right aff 
and how ’masuuuuuuuve’ everything is. For a tiny man he is always overly impressed when something is big. (isn’t the whole world big for himHow many times does he say how gorgeous, or how beautiful when he's showing something
)BeeeyyyyyoootifoHow many times does he say how gorgeous, or how beautiful when he's showing something
bleeping hell, Santa's sponked all over the tree....
I just want to know where all this tit goes in that hobbit holeSnack station?
We tend to just open a bag of crisps ...
It’s only just dawned on me that it actually upsets me that he refers to photos as “snaps” and “shots”. “Some items are gifted in this shot” just call it a pic or a photo you pedantic prick
He will be doing his very own pavement hunt
Oooooo some actual joos on the joos and tapas table 
and a duck tonne of cushions on the free sofa. The sofa must be so uncomfortable if he requires that amount of cushions!
and a duck tonne of cushions on the free sofa. The sofa must be so uncomfortable if he requires that amount of cushions!
I'm not sure but I think so so alike.Bloody hell it is!
Is he gay as well?
Mario uses dishwasher tablets for Cleaning when he makes casseroles,stews,lasange
Maybe for you're arse Mario hen you don't cook lovely.
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