Cleaning with Mario #51 Scheme Queen, face scratched on a sausage. So aye

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

We all know Marion isnae leaving that council flat unless they pull it down.
Why do these cleaning companies gift him cleaning products when he doesnae even clean on his account

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

You’d be forgiven for not knowing about it ma lovelie as Monzo is miraculously somehow able to use:
• Ammonia based cleaning products without gloves
• Assorted doop fragrances
• Cheap, heavily perfumed shower gel
• Boady face mists of various descriptions
• Febreeze
• 12 months out of date makeup
But should the wind blow a solitary Unstoppable in his direction, he’s reduced to a wheezing 11 stone blister and nae debates oan ma comment

 

[Turmeric123]

You’d be forgiven for not knowing about it ma lovelie as Monzo is miraculously somehow able to use:
• Ammonia based cleaning products without gloves
• Assorted doop fragrances
• Cheap, heavily perfumed shower gel
• Boady face mists of various descriptions
• Febreeze
• 12 months out of date makeup
But should the wind blow a solitary Unstoppable in his direction, he’s reduced to a wheezing 11 stone blister and nae debates oan ma page

Thank you sooooo much ma lovely for the bespoke update

As someone with an actual skin condition I find it hilarious that 1 bead could have that effect on him and as you pointed out all the utter sh!te he covers himself in
I'm away now back to my bespoke psoriasis lane aye tonsa love

 

[f**k ur zoflo]

Oor soff will not enter the slums I'm sure , what kind of PR is mierdre wae his bespoke sensutive skin he cannae use most of it but wee denzel will make full use of it...so aye hens

if it snows up here in Scotland at least he'll get use of the sleigh I'm sure he'll fit

 

[Turmeric123]

if it snows up here in Scotland at least he'll get use of the sleigh I'm sure he'll fit

If he doesnt Deek definitely will

 

[f**k ur zoflo]

If he doesnt Deek definitely will

aye I'm sure wee rayn could pull them to b&m init

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Thank you sooooo much ma lovely for the bespoke update

As someone with an actual skin condition I find it hilarious that 1 bead could have that effect on him and as you pointed out all the utter sh!te he covers himself in
I'm away now back to my bespoke psoriasis lane aye tonsa love

He has had big raw patches of what he calls X zeema on his face. Feel like the curator of the museum of Mario.

 

[f**k ur zoflo]

please somebody photoshop a pic of Marion and wee deek in the sleigh ill be forever grateful

 

[Runforestrun]

aye I'm sure wee rayn could pull them to b&m init

I’ve snottered tea down my nose at this ma lovelie, clutching ma beak as it’s stinging now

please somebody photoshop a pic of Marion and wee deek in the sleigh ill be forever grateful

With Rayn pulling it please, please, please

 

[Dawn Dayn]

He's so crap at promoting stuff. Here's the dishwasher tablets, I don't have a dishwasher... Here's the unstoppables that are so harsh on my skin I can't even use them on throws. You're supposed to lie Mario, that's how selling stuff on insta works.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

The bit where he's talking really fast, what is he saying, I've tried and can't make it out.
Also, cloning is not an exact science. Experimental cloning is illegal, Scotland, stop it. ()

Okay ma lovelie, it was a difficult wan tae listen tae but since it’s yoursel…..
[Johnny impersonating Marion]
Ave tae dae a best man speech and don’t actually want tae dae a best man speech because ah don’t know what the duck ah can talk about. But what ah thought I could actually talk about is the fact that ma hair is bleeping beautiful because everyone is always saying tae me ‘Mario your hair is bleeping beautiful’ and Johnny’s always slagging me because I think he’s secretly jealous because he says GHDs make your hair bald but it’s better to have hair that’s beautiful noo than a disaster bomb when your older. But when am at the dancing people are always saying tae me ‘Mario your hair is like Lady Gaga’s, sick, and I’m like I bleeping know {signature pose}
(I’m no 100% fluent in McKnight so this may no be entirely accurate)

so folks let that be a lesson tae you, bin the GHDs if you don’t want tae be a hedgehog heid anaw

 

[f**k ur zoflo]

I’ve snottered tea down my nose at this ma lovelie, clutching ma beak as it’s stinging now


With Rayn pulling it please, please, please

aye Marion dressed as santa and deek wi his elf costume on sorry for the stingy nose

Okay ma lovelie, it was a difficult wan tae listen tae but since it’s yoursel…..
[Johnny impersonating Marion]
Ave tae dae a best man speech and don’t actually want tae dae a best man speech because ah don’t know what the duck ah can talk about. But what ah thought I could actually talk about us the fact that ma hair is bleeping beautiful because everyone is always saying tae me ‘Mario your hair is bleeping beautiful’ and Johnny’s always slagging me because I think he’s secretly jealous because he says GHDs make your hair bald but it’s better to have hair that’s beautiful noo than a disaster bomb when your older. But when am at the dancing people are always saying tae me ‘Mario your hair is like Lady Gaga’s, sick, and I’m like I bleeping know {signature pose}
(I’m no 100% fluent in McKnight so this may no be entirely accurate)

so folks let that be a lesson tae you, bin the GHDs if you don’t want tae be a hedgehog heid an

brilliant

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Okay ma lovelie, it was a difficult wan tae listen tae but since it’s yoursel…..
[Johnny impersonating Marion]
Ave tae dae a best man speech and don’t actually want tae dae a best man speech because ah don’t know what the duck ah can talk about. But what ah thought I could actually talk about us the fact that ma hair is bleeping beautiful because everyone is always saying tae me ‘Mario your hair is bleeping beautiful’ and Johnny’s always slagging me because I think he’s secretly jealous because he says GHDs make your hair bald but it’s better to have hair that’s beautiful noo than a disaster bomb when your older. But when am at the dancing people are always saying tae me ‘Mario your hair is like Lady Gaga’s, sick, and I’m like I bleeping know {signature pose}
(I’m no 100% fluent in McKnight so this may no be entirely accurate)

so folks let that be a lesson tae you, bin the GHDs if you don’t want tae be a hedgehog heid an

No!!! Someone's told him his hair is beautiful.
Well chicken little, it's tit. Shite. Uneven, mullety, desperately unflattering.
Thank you blanche,

 

[Blanche Hunt]

No!!! Someone's told him his hair is beautiful.
Well chicken little, it's tit. Shite. Uneven, mullety, desperately unflattering.
Thank you blanche,

Ah ken, he wants tae look closer tae home for his biggest troll cos it’s certainly no us

 

[f**k ur zoflo]

I see you Marion his wee fingers must be sore pulling the stickers off his new wheels

 

[Skyflier6727]

imagine the grinch gawn fae her brand new bought hoose to entering Marions (Deeks) council flat in the middle a the bleeping gaza strip

She will need a bath in dettol when she gets oot!!

 

[maeve87]

Not to mention the shite he puts IN his body?!! But then again I suppose when you have bespoke IBS, no just any auld IBS, it’s easier to process things

How much more junk can that flat hold before it collapses into the junkies below

 

[f**k ur zoflo]

She will need a bath in dettol when she gets oot!!

she could soak herself in some of Marion's dishwasher tablets he doesn't need

 

[Dawn Dayn]

please somebody photoshop a pic of Marion and wee deek in the sleigh ill be forever grateful

Don't have nightmares.

 

[Yellowdoor44]

What in the 50p Panda Pop is going on here?