Cleaning with Mario #51 Scheme Queen, face scratched on a sausage. So aye

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Think hinch might be en route to Glasgow to see wee Katie wonder if marion is getting a visit 🙈
First of all, if that's where she's headed, I'm angry at her and the mother using that poor girl for IG likes and follows, but would make my day if she snubbed Mario if up in Glasgow or met him and was as awkward around him as she is getting photos in the tat shops with the sheep.
 
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I know they are brothers so they are going to have similarities but he is basically just a fatter version of our mazda m3. I can't deal with this on a bespoke friday ma lovelies.

chicken little, that time again, have you got a cat tree for Ryan the cat yet???? :m
They talk the same, use same face/eyes, tone everything!
 
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The difference between Johnny and Marion is that we laugh with Johnny at what he is doing but we laugh at Marion. He must be so jealous of the lane Johnny is in. He can only dream of being in the 'successful' lane
 
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Mario will be getting a stiffy once he finds out she’s in Scotland
 
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Think hinch might be en route to Glasgow to see wee Katie wonder if marion is getting a visit 🙈
God help Katie having that big Flakey cow visiting.
She doesn't give a duck about Katie and I imagine if she ever does meet her, it's only to further her own bank account and profile and nothing else.
 
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I can't get ower Marion on his stories gan on aboot how the next cooncil tennants of his flat will be getting a 'goldmine' . More like a coal mine by the time all that shite he's got stashed in there gans crashing doon 30ft deep.
 
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A PR drop from P&G and Hinch in Scotland - excitement overload
I hope he's stocked up on the criss and joos 🤣
 
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imagine the grinch gawn fae her brand new bought hoose to entering Marions (Deeks) council flat in the middle a the bleeping gaza strip🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Place yer bets ma lovelies, will Hinch set foot in Beirut? Will Mario be snubbed? Will there be a comma til Jan 1st to get over it? Boujee popcorn and joos at the ready.
 
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Place yer bets ma lovelies, will Hinch set foot in Beirut? Will Mario be snubbed? Will there be a comma til Jan 1st to get over it? Boujee popcorn and joos at the ready.
Guessing a snub then a big comma, aye 💎
 
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bleep ain’t even got a dishwasher and now he’s saying he’s bought these in the past 😂

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But he dissnae like seasonal scents ma lovelies
 
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Guessing a snub then a big comma, aye 💎
Agreed but before his comma there will be a not-so-cryptic hold tae read where he says he has nae interest in being mates with people from 'this app' because he has real friends and his family love him and he likes being a recluse anyway so aye and so forth.
 
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Agreed but before his comma there will be a not-so-cryptic hold tae read where he says he has nae interest in being mates with people from 'this app' because he has real friends and his family love him and he likes being a recluse anyway so aye and so forth.
Don't forget about hos joab he has that too and he can leave that app at any time he's nae bothered for 127 dots 🤣
 
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Mario will be getting a stiffy once he finds out she’s in Scotland
Nah, he's busy pretending he can't see his DMS, particularly the ones from hinch, he can't face her visiting Beirut. He'd be overwhelmed, probably curtsey to her. 😂
 
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Oor soff will not enter the slums I'm sure , what kind of PR is mierdre wae his bespoke sensutive skin he cannae use most of it but wee denzel will make full use of it...so aye hens
 
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Oor soff will not enter the slums I'm sure , what kind of PR is mierdre wae his bespoke sensutive skin he cannae use most of it but wee denzel will make full use of it...so aye hens
I muat have missed the sensitive skin journey this is first I've heard of it 🤣
 
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