Ah cannae believe there’s a family in Ayrshire that names their wains Johnny, Krystal and Mario
it sounds like the characters in a PC school book
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it sounds like the characters in a PC school book
Their dad is also an actor, he was on the wee carry on films.Johnny is an actor so maybe he has based his acting persona on a certain wee, high pitched, nasal, self entitled, hedgehog looking bastard
Honestly I’m heaving laughing at Johnny and the last few pages of this thread 
It’s true our wee Maz is a parody account and he’s taking off his own brother! This has got to be who he bases himself on
Johnny might owe Mario some money actually. If you're treatin yersel to anything today, make it this
ffs Maz, not an original bone in his body.
Just when l thought it couldn't get any worse. This is unreal
I think his dad looks lovely, a nice old dad.Yes, wee Sadie birthed 2 of them. Along with krystal who's dinners are legendary....
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I'll be starting a McKnight rave thread soon.
In ma heed, Krystal = stripper name, Mario = Spanish/Italian name which has no place for a Scottish man, Johnny = What should’ve been used those 3 timesAh cannae believe there’s a family in Ayrshire that names their wains Johnny, Krystal and Mario
The bit where he's talking really fast, what is he saying, I've tried and can't make it out.
Also, cloning is not an exact science. Experimental cloning is illegal, Scotland, stop it. (
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Also, cloning is not an exact science. Experimental cloning is illegal, Scotland, stop it. (
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Youse lovelies are well and truly out of your lanes with this! Nae debates Johnny is 10 times better looking than Mario and actually has some talent! So aye.
Also, I read an interview with Johnny once and he didn’t come out / accept / realise that he was gay until he was 24!!
Also, I read an interview with Johnny once and he didn’t come out / accept / realise that he was gay until he was 24!!
In ma heed, Krystal = stripper name, Mario = Spanish/Italian name which has no place for a Scottish man, Johnny = What should’ve been used those 3 times
100% ma lovelie. A Mario should be gorgeous and Olive skinned toned and his brother should be a Giuseppe or a Matteo and so forth. So aye.
I agree with youse hen. Awe this has highlighted tae me is that Johnny is the better looking, talented and funnier oot the two. I almost feel a bit bad for Maz growing up as a poundshop version of Johnny. And that's aw I'm saying the day!Youse lovelies are well and truly out of your lanes with this! Nae debates Johnny is 10 times better looking than Mario and actually has some talent! So aye.
Also, I read an interview with Johnny once and he didn’t come out / accept / realise that he was gay until he was 24!!
It’s too much for me; Mazda, Mike and now Johnny. Happy Christmas 
Thought he said he’d never expose his nieces on his page but that must be them in the photo?Yes, wee Sadie birthed 2 of them. Along with krystal who's dinners are legendary
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I bet Marion's a screamer....
I’d rather rub my bits on a cheese grater that put it near Pinky or PerkyYouse lovelies are well and truly out of your lanes with this! Nae debates Johnny is 10 times better looking than Mario and actually has some talent! So aye.
Also, I read an interview with Johnny once and he didn’t come out / accept / realise that he was gay until he was 24!!
Sho aye that’s awesome am saying on that subject Ma lovlie
I thought that. He's going to go ape tit!.....Get inYou do all realise when maz reads here later we’re all in for a massive rant about how awful we all are for talking about his family, either that or a enormous comma, I cant wait!
Looks like oor Johnny has got the Kerry katona eyes as well so aye
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I have no words- I cant breath I'm clutching my beak so hard at these gems
the poor woman trying to do the sign language when Johnny was upto 90 words second, and the budgeting - brilliant but nothing as good as the ghd dig you've made my dayThink hinch might be en route to Glasgow to see wee Katie wonder if marion is getting a visit 
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