Cleaning with Mario #51 Scheme Queen, face scratched on a sausage. So aye

[Dawn Dayn]

Let's all have a sing-a-lo

ng, get into the Christmas spirit. Actual footage of @menopausalmargrit enjoying himself in London.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Can't wait for the IBS jurneeeey tomorrow, so aye.

Already looks like he’s had an incident in the restaurant

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Ma lovelies, having gone on a ratch about River City I’m howling at this. There was an actor called Juan Pablo who was in the series till he left for pastures greener, then they used his actual name as a character for Johnny Mcknight to play
Such imagination

Oooooo the original Juan Pablo is quite dishy
What a come down getting replaced by “Johhny (The Snout) McKnight bet they lost thousands of viewers.

 

[Popper]

Imagine going for a Chinese and asking for anything beige

A fifty shades of beige buffet ma lovelie. So aye

 

[maeve87]

Does he have an aversion to cooking anything that isn’t watery sausage soup or the odd stir fry?? Think of how much must get spent on takeaways and eating out aswell as aw the house tat

 

[twilightgarden]

Oh yummy an explosion of Beige!!!!!!
Margo hen get some veg into you and yer Pigmy ya anemic hag!!

Anaemic hag! Decked ma lovelie!

 

[Turmeric123]

Does he have an aversion to cooking anything that isn’t watery sausage soup or the odd stir fry?? Think of how much must get spent on takeaways and eating out aswell as aw the house tat

Oh he makes salt soup ma lovelie seasoned with a wee touch of tomatoes or shredded veg
Tonsa love Back in ma laine I go

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

Even the prawn crackers look too pale

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Go Mazda… add a wee wreath to the outside of your door sold for gear down sauchiehall

chicken little, daily check in, you got a cat tree yet??

 

[TooFarScone]

Chinese is my absolute favourite food. I could eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. His pictures manage to put me right off it

And me. Looks like a bushtucker trial.

I bet he's a horrible customer in restaurants. You know the type, speaks to the staff like tit and makes a point of asking for a jug of tap water that he knows he won't drink.

 

[twilightgarden]

asking for a jug of tap water that he knows he won't drink.

He really needs some hydration, those crusty lips are drier than ghandi’s flip flop

Will he change the bedding the morra? Place your bets now ma lovelies! Mwah

 

[Mindy sparkle]

River city is on iPlayer. Oh god, I'll end up watching it all.

We in Scotland call it river crappy cause its awful.jimmy in it lives doon the road from me just outside Edinburgh and is in the Toby carvery every day drinking his wine.its that bad the wages must be shocking going to Toby carvery all the time for a drink.



bleeping hell its our Marion

 

[Sloppys]

We in Scotland call it river crappy cause its awful.jimmy in it lives doon the road from me just outside Edinburgh and is in the Toby carvery every day drinking his wine.its that bad the wages must be shocking going to Toby carvery all the time for a drink.



bleeping hell its our Marion

Ffs is that Maz in a wig?

 

[Johnnoijones]

We in Scotland call it river crappy cause its awful.jimmy in it lives doon the road from me just outside Edinburgh and is in the Toby carvery every day drinking his wine.its that bad the wages must be shocking going to Toby carvery all the time for a drink.



bleeping hell its our Marion

Its our Marion with hair do we think Marion is just a character that Johnny is playing for us all? That would explain alot.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

I mind someone posted a comment on here ages ago that they could imagine Marion reading a new thread title, sitting wae his face aw screwed up hissing bastardsss I don't know why but it bleeping kills me everytime I think about it

 

[SuzyE]

bleeping hell its our Marion

Bloody hell it is!
Is he gay as well?

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Bloody hell it is!
Is he gay as well?

You even need to ask ?
He sounds like Mario would, if you factored in a 40 a day habit and some additional IQ points, so aye.

 

[SuzyE]

You even need to ask ?
He sounds like Mario would, if you factored in a 40 a day habit and some additional IQ points, so aye.

I don't know why l thought he was straight and married, so his voice threw me

This is the guy that's just bought a big house as well?.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I don't know why l thought he was straight and married, so his voice threw me

This is the guy that's just bought a big house as well?.

He has a Beyonce tree topper ma lovelie, so aye. Are we thinking Marion's mum made a fuss of her gay theatrical son, so Marion decides he wants tae be gay and wants tae become a star? Marion could really be straight. Now there's a terrifying thought.

 

[Babybail93]

bleeping hell! This thread has made me dirty laugh this morning!