Am actually surprised there’s any vermin in his loft as they must be bleeping fumigated wae the chemical scents coming fae his flat. How many candles/diffusers/wax melts dae you need for a room the Borrowers could sprint across in 30 seconds.
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It says gifted so I’m assuming they didn’t pay for them? I don’t have seasonal mugs maybes I am the mug
Make it go away. It’s horrendous. It doesn’t even look Christmassy
I am greeting emotively at your kind thoughtfulness ma lovelie! Tattie hearts and candy cane charr-ums to you from the blocked yet best avatarred ever Jer!
Ye cannae smell the wealth for the plethora of cheap festive scents. I’m amazed they have a sense of smell left! That poor puddy cat
So he’s sent Paul Black his new collection. I believe that Paul Black is trolling him without Marion realising so I will let him off.
Just noticed his little box that says 'Mario believes'
what does a nearly 40 year old believe. In Father Christmas? Think he just believes his own shite. Wonder what he keeps in there? Maybe it's his white company lip barm and he struggles to open the wee box...explains the forever crusty lips
Who in their right mind would put this tat in their house? Also where's this endless pots of cash for crap? I work full time and all my money goes on Bills and the never ending food shop. These people do not live in the real world.
I’m done…David from the cat piss cottage has purchased his tat…I bloody love that account think I’ll need to lie in a dark room to get over this 
I vaguely remember they’ve got them Christmas bells in from the polar expressView attachment 844522
Just noticed his little box that says 'Mario believes'
Wonder what he keeps in there? Maybe it's his white company lip barm and he struggles to open the wee box...explains the forever crusty lips
think he got Deek one too. I’ve been watching this car crash for too long ma lovelies 
The box has a bell inside (it is from a Christmas film but I can never remember which one) One year he bought one for Derek, and then the next year he also had one for himself, he was obviously so jealous that Derek had something he didn’t. I assume Dereks box will be on the other tableView attachment 844522
Just noticed his little box that says 'Mario believes'
Wonder what he keeps in there? Maybe it's his white company lip barm and he struggles to open the wee box...explains the forever crusty lips
Yes! Polar expressI vaguely remember they’ve got them Christmas bells in from the polar express
I vaguely remember they’ve got them Christmas bells in from the polar express
Jesus wept!! It's even more sad than I thoughtThe box has a bell inside (it is from a Christmas film but I can never remember which one) One year he bought one for Derek, and then the next year he also had one for himself, he was obviously so jealous that Derek had something he didn’t. I assume Dereks box will be on the other table
Yes! Polar express
cute idea for kids - not so much grown adults. Thanks for filling me in ma lovelies
Aye from some Instagram page that sells shite - vellamaes or something!I vaguely remember they’ve got them Christmas bells in from the polar express
Looks like it was gifted ma lovelie. He hasn’t stooped so low to buy it.I’m done…David from the cat piss cottage has purchased his tat…I bloody love that account think I’ll need to lie in a dark room to get over this
Mates support mates, so aye 
You ain’t got mates ya muppet, ur very cat hates you!
I’m reversing back in ma ain lane, blinded with the candy cane lane
You ain’t got mates ya muppet, ur very cat hates you!
I’m reversing back in ma ain lane, blinded with the candy cane lane
I'm gonna try this and see who comes through for me and understands the assignment. I'll then do a wee insta story chanting them oan from the rooftops and so forth.Ma lovelie I suggest you pop up a wee story asking fae recommendations of small businesses that do Christmas mugs and youse will get a #gifted offer in nae time! And then you can act surprised when it turns up at your door even though you provided them wi your address
Guys, can we call them cups, the only MUG round here is Marion 
Some interesting choices made about who is getting his shite #gifted versus who's stuck their hands in their pockets.
He's getting more odd by the minute!
He's getting more odd by the minute!
Ahh I’ve just seen David’s stories I stand corrected it was gifted thanks for confirming ma lovelie….still need a lie doon though I thought better of them…
Bloody hell in all the covid worry for hubby I missed the hell that is the diffuser. What in the name of fuckery is that?? It’s like a tissue box Trust him to reveal all the fun stuff when I’m trying my best to be a concerned wifey! I feel I’m out of the loop and out ma lane
Trust him to reveal all the fun stuff when I’m trying my best to be a concerned wifey! I feel I’m out of the loop and out ma lane- Status