Two Winter Christmas grid posts and we are still in Autumn. Never change Marion hen, you are some rid neck and I LOVE IT!
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I think he said he’d been gifted it but I’m gutted he likes it and has posted about it! I love the cat piss guysI’m done…David from the cat piss cottage has purchased his tat…I bloody love that account think I’ll need to lie in a dark room to get over this
Those decorations are going to collect so much dust over the next 7 weeks and that’s aw I’m saying today
Yes, says *gifted so maybe just one for a list for the Tax man (and therefore potentially DWP)! Hope you keep up with all that Mario...It says gifted so I’m assuming they didn’t pay for them? I don’t have seasonal mugs maybes I am the mug
I didn't think I had any seasonal mugs either, but a quick glance at the cupboard reminded me that I actually do. I have a couple that came with Easter Eggs over the years that are used year round, usually by the kid relatives when they visit so I don't cry if they drop a nice one. I'm not enough of a mug to spend that amount on a mug for a few days a year. It's one thing to buy as a gift or something, but for yourselves, nah! They aren't even nice to look at, especially the campfire one with all the writing.
Anyway, I'm ready to have a deep rest. Between Mario's millions stories of cheap nasty tat even before the stupid reveal, and having an afternoon free to realise Channel 5 have replaced badly acted thrillers with Xmas movies I am want to remove my own eyes!
(Full disclosure I hate Xmas - birthday is too close to Xmas so a bit bitter over the whole thing, but could have been worse, could have been a 25th baby had my mother not insisted on being induced a few days early - so you will not get me on board with even well acted Xmas movies or classy decorations before the 23rd. I can be bought with all food and drink spice tasting, mulled wine/gin and mince pies from now though).
Are you me? Am I you ma lovelie? I too, was pure gutted when I found this out
just screenshotted this wee box of bullshit to add to the thread but of course you trolls got there before me
seriously though, this is some weird arrested development tit. why on earth would you want to have a child’s crappy wood souvenir displayed in pride of place.. in fact not one but two! how bleeping weird
god id love to let my toddler run amok in that room. candy cane lane wouldn’t last a second then!
Why hasn't he got his diffuser out. I was looking forward to seeing it in pride of place with candy cane stickers on it. Pffft.
See he’s gifted it to one of the coos Kayleigh 
another annoying creature…ma rendall bought it so did the other pain in the arse whitsherface Steele wonder if big mamma n Lou Bruce will get it gifted ?? Ooft glamis as well….he’s really pulling it oot the bag
another annoying creature…ma rendall bought it so did the other pain in the arse whitsherface Steele wonder if big mamma n Lou Bruce will get it gifted ?? Ooft glamis as well….he’s really pulling it oot the bag
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I follow him as well, but was he not gifted it?. I hope he didn't buy it.I’m done…David from the cat piss cottage has purchased his tat…I bloody love that account think I’ll need to lie in a dark room to get over this
EDIT: All breathe. It was gifted
I hope these recipients pass them on for Christmas presents
Is that the wooden sled Marion discovered from that “small business” we’ve never heard of before … HobbyCraft is it? Not forgetting he single handedly helped to sell out?
Bet those gonks are supposed to be like oor Marion & Deek sledging in Barshaw Park weeeeeee
Bet those gonks are supposed to be like oor Marion & Deek sledging in Barshaw Park
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Other than Paul Black he’s gifted all to absolutely nobodies that have no social media influence. He really doesn’t get it, does he? Wit a fanny!
no ma lovelie, I think you are getting confused with the life size one from the small business hobbycraft that he’s bespokely painting red and white and sitting under his bespoke tree for wee Deek to play oanIs that the wooden sled Marion discovered from that “small business” we’ve never heard of before … HobbyCraft is it? Not forgetting he single handedly helped to sell out?
Bet those gonks are supposed to be like oor Marion & Deek sledging in Barshaw Park
The bespoke console table doesn't even look Christmassy. It's just a few crappy nick-nacks.
So he’s so unwell yet him and Derek were both out the house today at work but managed to have a PCR test and get the test back in the matter of hours? How much complete and utter shite does this bleep talk?
And why is he wrapped up like he lives in the North Pole? He must be absolutely honking!
And I am absolutely not in bed watching Last Christmas.
And why is he wrapped up like he lives in the North Pole? He must be absolutely honking!
And I am absolutely not in bed watching Last Christmas.
What! *Alexa, block margrit*
He means a lateral flow test, the idiot. Just trying to work out if the cotton bud thingie would be long enough to get right up his hooter.
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Looks like one of them is getting bummed!!Is that the wooden sled Marion discovered from that “small business” we’ve never heard of before … HobbyCraft is it? Not forgetting he single handedly helped to sell out?
Bet those gonks are supposed to be like oor Marion & Deek sledging in Barshaw Park
You went for a PCR test? Did ya? AYE
I wonder if he sent Hinch a diffuser?. Or purposely missing her out because of the Sky freebie 
If you are suffering from a cold a Chinese is the last thing you would want to eat! If him and Derek are that bad they won’t taste anything anyway!
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