There's that many making wax melts, room fragrances etc... now, so his mate Hannah won't last long.
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Lovelies! Word on the street is Moria has a genius plan tucked away in that big baldy napper of his. He plans to get aw sexy and try and seduce the workies that’s gonna be knocking duck oot his block of flats with a big fat wrecking ball. If grinding his undercarriage all over the wrecking ball and giving the lads his best come tae Home Bargains eyes doesn’t work he has a back up plan in which he will simply shout “DO YOOS NO KNOW WHO AM UUUR”??! And the workies will realise that he’s famous mentally ill and will leave the hoose standing for another day. (I think it’s going to have to be Plan B because Moira is about as arousing as a urine infection as yoos aw know)
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Just watched his birthday highlights. I feel like the girls only went round to troll him and the drinks were just a bonus
And to have a good nose through his cupboards. He's the only fool that couldn't see the real reason they were there.
I’ve just been watching Mr Carrington. He is pretty much one of the only influencers I can stand. He is the same age as Mario and covers the same kind of areas.
Difference is, he is actually likeable. He shows himself cleaning and doing crafty bits.
They started their pages about the same time. Now he has a regular slot on TV at lunch times and a prime time TV slot on BBC1.
What have you got Mario hen?
Difference is, he is actually likeable. He shows himself cleaning and doing crafty bits.
They started their pages about the same time. Now he has a regular slot on TV at lunch times and a prime time TV slot on BBC1.
What have you got Mario hen?
Passive aggressive rant about one size fits all in his world and he doesn't gender stereotype yet said lassies can put the charrrrum keyring on their handbags. Men have bags too mazzzzzzz you annoying little prick.
That was natashacherie. She's a hoot with her spitty teeefs
Does she not have a thread lolPassive aggressive rant about one size fits all in his world and he doesn't gender stereotype yet said lassies can put the charrrrum keyring on their handbags. Men have bags too mazzzzzzz you annoying little prick.
That was natashacherie. She's a hoot with her spitty teeefs
Has no one mentioned him saying his mum likes “Donna Karen scents”
Surely nobody in the world says that ever
Surely nobody in the world says that ever
Used to be in the cleaning influencer thread but not seen an actual thread for her. She's a bit
these days tbh now she's back with the kids dad. I unfollwed her when she worked an afternoon at her kids school and said she was exhausted. I was overly sensitive as I'd just done a 15 hour day on birth suite with low staff so it pissed me off lols
I pure forgot aboot her hen she seems to have gone on a teef journey since last I looked but thankfully she’s cured me depression with her three tips and wiggly hipsUsed to be in the cleaning influencer thread but not seen an actual thread for her. She's a bit
Cannot cope how he congratulates businesses in such a patronising way, as he sits in his bed sit, wearing a mother of the bride dressing gown, surrounded by plastic LEAFS and 10p bags of haribo in a plastic pumpkin.
Also, innovating
almost took over my fave bespoke phrase “high footfall area” but not quite.
Also, innovating
almost took over my fave bespoke phrase “high footfall area” but not quite.She does 10mil which is the 10mil size - you don’t bleeping say Marion - honestly - I’m struggling more and more to watch his stories - he just talks absolute shite!!!
The difference is, he’s reasonably handsome, is an influencer rather than being influenced, he has a good grasp of the English language and his house isn’t full to the brim wae shite!I’ve just been watching Mr Carrington. He is pretty much one of the only influencers I can stand. He is the same age as Mario and covers the same kind of areas.
Difference is, he is actually likeable. He shows himself cleaning and doing crafty bits.
They started their pages about the same time. Now he has a regular slot on TV at lunch times and a prime time TV slot on BBC1.
What have you got Mario hen?
An eviction notice? Bet Mr Carrington hasn't got one of them!I’ve just been watching Mr Carrington. He is pretty much one of the only influencers I can stand. He is the same age as Mario and covers the same kind of areas.
Difference is, he is actually likeable. He shows himself cleaning and doing crafty bits.
They started their pages about the same time. Now he has a regular slot on TV at lunch times and a prime time TV slot on BBC1.
What have you got Mario hen?
Nae hen, Mr Carrington owns his own townhouse in London. Smell…. The…. WealthAn eviction notice? Bet Mr Carrington hasn't got one of them!
£30 for fake perfume..... Hahaha I'll tell the jokes FFS ma lovelies mwah mwah mwah 
OMFG That cardigan. It looks like the one I kept from my dead Dad which is hanging up in my wardrobe. It'll need to go in the charity bag now!
ETA I didn't take it off his dead body I mean I kept it as a momento.
ETA I didn't take it off his dead body I mean I kept it as a momento.
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