You can buy lanyards on amazon, unless his and deeks are for genuine disabilities?Heโs probably got a disabled bus pass to match his lanyard and gets the bus for free
Howling at these comments today, strapping myself in for the big flitting
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Howling at these comments today, strapping myself in for the big flitting
Urgh heโs got his whining nasal Ned voice on again! 
I just wouldnโt be surprised by anything he does. He obviously classes himself as having some kind of disability by wearing a lanyardYou can buy lanyards on amazon, unless his and deeks are for genuine disabilities?
Howling at these comments today, strapping myself in for the big flitting
Im swerving back into ma Laine now 
His voice in his last story sounds so much more scummier than normal, he really is a scummy wee ned.
My gran does but sheโs 83Iโve never known anyone to get the bus thru to Edinburghโฆhe truly is bespoke
Nasal NedUrgh heโs got his whining nasal Ned voice on again!
Creased!
Ma lovelie he got the ring and rideIโve never known anyone to get the bus thru to Edinburghโฆhe truly is bespoke
I cringed at myself today....husband said let's get some new pillows....and it pains me to say my first thought was how about trying those Premier Inn pillows mentioned on this thread ....I know I know anyway thought better of it and went to Next (can I say smell the wealth for that as I've been dying to say it ) it's my all time funny phrase from this thread.
....I know I know anyway thought better of it and went to Next (can I say smell the wealth for that as I've been dying to say it ) it's my all time funny phrase from this thread.
Ring and rideMa lovelie he got the ring and ride
Iโve never heard it called that before.
In Glasgow we call it the Dial-a-bus
Thatโll be a first for him ma lovelieMa lovelie he got the ring and ride
bet heโs never had a ride in 37 years The ring and ride is for pensioners here in the MidlandsRing and ride
Iโve never heard it called that before.
In Glasgow we call it the Dial-a-bus
It's called the old farts express here in NorwichThe ring and ride is for pensioners here in the Midlands
We'll nI just wouldnโt be surprised by anything he does. He obviously classes himself as having some kind of disability by wearing a lanyard
We'd def have heard! Can just imagine them in a wee fiesta, mazda with his blanket over his knee and Deek with a big spliff
Maz with her tin of boiled travel sweets in the glove boxWe'll n
We'd def have heard! Can just imagine them in a wee fiesta, mazda with his blanket over his knee and Deek with a big spliff
As if Derek could pass the theory test.
Hello ma lovelies. I had a comma (moody paddy due to a dental abscess, toothache and no sleep) and now I am back to catch up on 30 pagesโฆ. 
. That baldy beaky prick was way more than I could cope with. Na debates. 
Xx
. That baldy beaky prick was way more than I could cope with. Na debates. XxCar covered in Ava may waxmelts and candles doing the wee creepy wave in the mirror for insta.We'll n
We'd def have heard! Can just imagine them in a wee fiesta, mazda with his blanket over his knee and Deek with a big spliff
His head is probs like mashed potatoes listening to that day in day outhowling!!
Clutching ma beak hereFound some scary movies for Marionโs autumn viewing
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sorry if I seem like an echo all night whilst I catch up, but these are genius 
I canโt decide on a fav between 28 dots later and cris and joos Omg! 100% thisIt needs a few tins of beans seeing as it looks like a harvest festival display in a primary school
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