Oh ma lovelies if only Mario could knit. Him and Wee Derek could be pure comfy cosy aw winter mwah mwah 
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My dugs blanket is better than that ..It's friggin horrible. I've put better in the charity bags.
And he needs to invest in some decent hangers
I wish he would throw him off the landing...Serious question how come Deek never gets anything, bet the poor guy is walking about with his toes bursting out hiswith his wee pep & co PlayStation top I wish he would pipe up and put him right in his place
Pom Bear!!! We need your talents on this ..you know what to doOh ma lovelies if only Mario could knit. Him and Wee Derek could be pure comfy cosy aw winter mwah mwah
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Now that i would love to see! He wouldnโt last 5 minutesโฆ.Yessss lolhe could end up in the bespoke bronx aka Ferguslie park
My wee great auntie lived in Bruce Street where even the dogs walk around in pairs. To be honest she had been in it since she got married a million years ago and it was her home. She was a real wee lady and surrounded by junkies at the end. It was so sad
When cosy is not cutting itโฆget super cosy
They
They wonโt be new tenants, theyโre in council property already. Not sure how it works in Scotland though
Seems to have been totally ended. But replaced by various help to buy schemes. That could work for m&d, well if mario stopped buying stuff. He
needs an intervention.
So all of this over-spending (ยฃ300 on tat + the 12 hour hotel stay) were all after he received the letter!? Makes the spending even more obscene!
Buckle up my lovelieslooks like we are going on a cooncil demolition journeeeeeee
Who wants to place bets heโll be the last one in the building clutching his beak and housecoat, placards oot screaming save the media wall
so true! Heโll be the last in his block unless he gets his desired front and back door on fuhl rent 
Right ma lovelies. Letโs arrange a bespoke get-together for demolition day in a โMad Maz is coming ootโ welcoming committee fashion
Iโm happy to arrange buying the Big Mac if u all want to paypal me ur share, am afraid am no made a money unlike some I have a mortgage tae pay and canny even afford tae treat masel tae plastic leafs or seasonal scents this autumnal summer.
At least if he has an IBS explosion when heโs wearing it you wouldnโt know
And he needs to invest in some decent hangers
Standing in his kitchen listening to a house playing music.
How sad is that, but that's what happens when you have no real friends, Maz.
Thank f**k l know how to cherish my friends
How sad is that, but that's what happens when you have no real friends, Maz.
Thank f**k l know how to cherish my friends
Right if you think Mazda is bad please go look at CherryTree homes Insta page I am usually all over their decor especially at Xmas but I canโt believe I am seeing those plastic leaves draped around their feature ceiling 
pray to Jesus Mary and the wee donkey that we donโt get a ceiling decoration journeeeee if he sees it
I am usually all over their decor especially at Xmas but I canโt believe I am seeing those plastic leaves draped around their feature ceiling pray to Jesus Mary and the wee donkey that we donโt get a ceiling decoration journeeeee if he sees it Loads of council houses being built where I live in Scotland and all the 1 beds are flats but only 2 story. So he would have a private garden here in my council
A garden would be wasted on Mario ma lovelie. He only likes to be super cosy in his postage stamp
That hanger is more bent than he is
And he needs to invest in some decent hangers
Back into ma oan laine I go
xxxโI need a night outโStanding in his kitchen listening to a house playing music.
How sad is that, but that's what happens when you have no real friends, Maz.
Thank f**k l know how to cherish my friends
Behave Marion!!
He could maybe see whatโs on at mecca after the lates and still make the last bus.
I actually cannot understand a word of his first story 
Can one of my tattle sisters interpret for me please?
bleeping loon speak properly.
Can one of my tattle sisters interpret for me please?
bleeping loon speak properly.
Iโve never known anyone to get the bus thru to Edinburghโฆhe truly is bespoke
Heโs probably got a disabled bus pass to match his lanyard and gets the bus for freeIโve never known anyone to get the bus thru to Edinburghโฆhe truly is bespoke
Didnt just come home with the cardi did ya tho hen. Do you even know what all I came home with means? Get back in ya own lain pal
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