Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

[Giselle]

Let speculation begin as to the future location of the tat cave!
And to this end, Scottish lovelies, may I ask yeez aw, is there a worse area where he might end up than his current Beirut with the crackheeds doonstairs ??

Am thinking Feegie Park (Ferguslie Park for non-locals) would be a lovely bespoke area for him … or even Moorepark in Renfrew . Totally here for this bespoke jurney

 

[TooFarScone]

He's already stated with a click of his fingers that he can "buy a house just like that" so why doesn't he do so?

Coz then he won't get housing benefit

 

[Giselle]

The redevelopment of his flats was mentioned on here YEARS ago! You need to pay more attention Maz!!!!! It’s old news!!

Wonder if he will set up a go fund me page to buy himself a flat or Hannah Wax with her millions could pay his deposit or his best friend millionaire Hinch. This is where he finds out who his real friends are …

Yeah BitchHinch could chuck him the change oot her pocket to buy him a bespoke new place ….NOT …. or perhaps his sister will let him move in to her nursing home . Nah, didnae think so …. Popcorn ready

 

[Popper]

Mobbed by fans in Zara…. Smell the wealth. Nae debates.

 

[Ilovecoffee21]

We will be on a new bougee thread in no time.
sit back with your joos and criss and get some class

 

[Giselle]

Why does he always refer to it as their ‘safe place’ is he in witness protection or something the bleeping dick

To me a “safe place” is as far away from Paisley as I can get #TrueStory #MarigolsIsAFanny

 

[SuzyE]

*snort* at this caption now what a fanny.

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I still say he's trying to convince himself when he posts like this.
Why tell the world and his wife things like that, because I'm sure they won't lose sleep by not knowing

 

[Giselle]

Mobbed by fans in Zara…. Smell the wealth. Nae debates.

That’s another chapter in “ThingsThatNeverHappened”

 

[Step-by-step]

If, and this is a big if, Alana is real, she needs bleeping sterilising pronto! We do not need people like that breeding. So aye

Fooking dead at this my lovelie !!!!!!!!

 

[Johnnoijones]

Finally he has karma on His arse

If he has any sense at all they will start saving now and when they move apply for the right to buy to get on the property ladder. But this is Marion who would rather buy a wax melt than a home!!!

Sorry to swerve out of my lane but new tenants don't have the right to buy anymore my lovelie

 

[ayeayecaptain]

As you go intae Paisley from Johnstone on train where Feegie is on the left - are they not building a tit load of council houses opposite there on the other side of the line? Bet he will land in one of them the jammy git.

 

[SuzyE]

It's friggin horrible. I've put better in the charity bags.
And he needs to invest in some decent hangers

 

[Step-by-step]

Christmas journey pending… that’s it

 

[Babybail93]

 

[Kat__lax]

It's friggin horrible. I've put better in the charity bags.
And he needs to invest in some decent hangers

What section is this from? The ladies sale section. Urgh those hangers will only leave indentations on the garment, maybe not on acrylic fabric though.

 

[Rocketllama]

“only thing I came home with” proceeds to show five other bits of tat he bought….

 

[Kat__lax]

Christmas journey pending… that’s it

He can stick those trees where the sun doesn’t shine, honestly I thought he’d already bought all his decorations last year/January?

 

[Sloppys]

He learns nothing does he? wasting more money on pure tat!!

 

[Babybail93]

All I came home with today is this cardigan from Primark in the scent static and colour shite…….

Goes on to show three other purchases from today

 

[sammien89]

Serious question how come Deek never gets anything, bet the poor guy is walking about with his toes bursting out his with his wee pep & co PlayStation top I wish he would pipe up and put him right in his place