Ma lovelies I just need tae swerve oot ma Laine to say it’s FALBON karma on all yer arses bet he was in Zara kids section
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So ma lovelies, I’ve just got in from work and settling in with some cris and joos on this Saturday evening and ma god bleeping howling 
it was mentioned on here ages ago about the demolition. Here’s a wee tip Maz if you’ve got ‘money’ to spend on a new coat, save it and put it towards your next paisley palace clutching ma beak.
it was mentioned on here ages ago about the demolition. Here’s a wee tip Maz if you’ve got ‘money’ to spend on a new coat, save it and put it towards your next paisley palace clutching ma beak.
Pahahahaha!!! This has creased me“I’m not famous!!!
You are a famous bleeping fake freak !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bet Marion loved that!! He won’t be able to fit his big heed in the bedsit front door after this 
Hes got one of those exempt lanyards, so wouldn't put anything past this big nosed scrote...
Come on, he's a boujee helmet polisher....
If, and this is a big if, Alana is real, she needs bleeping sterilising pronto! We do not need people like that breeding. So aye
He’s taken that pic on the M8 on the way back west. Which means he’s on the megabus rather than the train — maybe he is trying to save some money!!
Is he ‘shadow banned’? He doesn’t come on my stories unless I search him 
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guiltyBrilliant! Jake Quickenden has been shadow banned as well.Is he ‘shadow banned’? He doesn’t come on my stories unless I search him
Please let Moira be banned. It would top off a fabulous day!
*snort* at this caption now 
what a fanny.
what a fanny.
Do they own the flat?
Poor deluded bugger, you're not famous, you're an odd fish in a small pond.
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What’s Jake done to get shadow banned? Except for being a massive twit, obvs?
Four years, he said they'd had it eight years in his poor me story.
It's a council flat, originally in Derek's name, but Mario says its joint now. Who knows...
Not declaring ads, doxxing, buying followers. It’s brilliant
The only joint in that flat is the one derek smokes ma lovelies so aye. Sit yerself doon, nae debates.
Literally came on here to say that …. He must’ve been the only person that didn’t know those flats were being demolished- it was in the papers at least 2 years ago. He’s totally trying for a big payout with all the money he’s spentHe’s so unbelievably thick if he didn’t know those flats would get demolished. It’s also a council flat, it was never his own and he could have lost it at anytime. If he didn’t buy so much shite and tat then he wouldn’t need to worry as he would be in a secure position to afford something else. Out today buying more autumn tat, he’s clueless
… literally means duck all Marigold . Break free Deek & Rayn …. Run run run …. 
…and fart & gas Marigold on your way oot 
Why does he always refer to it as their ‘safe place’ is he in witness protection or something the bleeping dick
It wasn’t so safe when the council bashed the door down in error!Why does he always refer to it as their ‘safe place’ is he in witness protection or something the bleeping dick
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