Heโs about 1700 miles oot his lane, bunker bar is in Glasgow (Hope Street?) and as someone who goes to Ibiza and Cafe Mambo (smell the wealth/bar bill) Those are NOT cafe mambo straws 
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It was probably an Ibiza club night. Closest heโll ever getHeโs about 1700 miles oot his lane, bunker bar is in Glasgow (Hope Street?) and as someone who goes to Ibiza regulary, and Cafe Mambo - Those are NOT cafe mambo straws
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Iโm off to dishwash machine the dishesHeโs going to carpet machine the carpet this week ma lovelies.
Laughed, it sort of went down the wrong hole. Farted, bit of wee. #classy #orderlyqueuetattlersHeโs going to carpet machine the carpet this week ma lovelies.
I know I'll wake up in the middle of the night laughing about all this.
Iโm going to present to you exhibit A Mr McKnight.
Now tell me where you really went on the 4th of March 2014.
It will be a lot easier for you if you tell us now.
Now tell me where you really went on the 4th of March 2014.
It will be a lot easier for you if you tell us now.
"O wad some Power the giftie gie us, to see oursels as others see us"
- Rabbie Burns, To a louse
Bespowing youse aw with some Shire culture tonight my lovelies!
Tattle is the power, and if Mario has been on here today, then the commentary around his old FB posts should have him cringing into his new orange cushions. And he is a fecking louse.
- Rabbie Burns, To a louse
Bespowing youse aw with some Shire culture tonight my lovelies!
Tattle is the power, and if Mario has been on here today, then the commentary around his old FB posts should have him cringing into his new orange cushions. And he is a fecking louse.
His presence on the internet should embarrass him. get remembering those passwords cuntio mccuntface
This thread has been on fire today. I was having a really crappy day and Iโm now clutching my beak and hoosecoat and howling with laughter. Love you tattley folks xx
Iโll bet heโs pacing a hole into his crapet as we speak. Calling us all every bleep under the sun
In my case he'd be right.Iโll bet heโs pacing a hole into his crapet as we speak. Calling us all every bleep under the sun
But I've never posted personal stuff on the interwebs, I'm amazed that people do it so casually. Also I'm crap at remembering passwords.
Mario is in a hole he dug himself.
A think al pump mop ma flairs the night.
I wish he would apply and be accepted for some kind of reality television show. Iโm watching Married at First Sight and was just thinking how it would be hilarious to see him on something like this where his bitchy side could be EXPOSED as he does all his usual dramatics and becomes crabbit.com
This is exactly why I love this thread. Everyone is really funny with their comments and down to earth friendly. Always guaranteed to lifty mood reading this thread. I'm trying to join in more but I'm just not as funny
the way everyone types in the Scottish accent is the best! Hope you feel better and just stay on this thread with some very funny genuine people who will make us all smile
I'm watching as well and he'd be perfect
Just be yourself love and it'll come naturallyThis is exactly why I love this thread. Everyone is really funny with their comments and down to earth friendly. Always guaranteed to lifty mood reading this thread. I'm trying to join in more but I'm just not as funny
Hope you feel better and just stay on this thread with some very funny genuine people who will make us all smile
Thunderbolt?This has happened to me before, and l think it's because the page is still loading content.
Click on the thunderbolt icon where I've put the arrow. Let the page load, then click on the bell next to it.
After that just let the page load for a few seconds in future
He really did think he was something specialBlimey, a sequinned bow tie, and braces. Sooo much going on in the pics. Ded.
The poor niece, bet she read that and said duck off.
100% he would be the bridezillaI'm watching as well and he'd be perfect
I've never seen it but guessing it does what it says on the tin, people get married without having seen each other before.
Can you imagine walking down the aisle and being greeted by Marion in a Primark suit in the scent cheap and nasty and size 10-11.
I'd be off like a shot
Can you imagine walking down the aisle and being greeted by Marion in a Primark suit in the scent cheap and nasty and size 10-11.
I'd be off like a shot
He's definitely a male version of Nikita100% he would be the bridezilla
Mind yer pelatony lovely
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