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Etsy can get right in the bin! However, I do know someone who would love to be ripped off in exchange for orange tat! But in order for you to gift him one or accept his purchase, you must pledge your loyalty and promise to sacrifice your first born for him!
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Ooft all the candles chat got me hot under the collar so sent Mr B out for some candles. He's back with the finest ones the Coop had to offer. Smell the wealth!
Made in Italy. Unlike Mario
So he didnae show Ama Mays gift to him? He also had a whinge about certain friends on his insta.... Hmmm I'm thinking there's trouble in wax melt paradise?
Also Ava May needs knocking down a peg or two. Who the duck does she think she is? She thinks she makes Gucci candles the way she's going on. People actually buying her tit are nuts! She literally goes through me.
Also Ava May needs knocking down a peg or two. Who the duck does she think she is? She thinks she makes Gucci candles the way she's going on. People actually buying her tit are nuts! She literally goes through me.
Ooooh a wee trip across that bespoke bridge of yers! Marion would have that beak right oot the windae!It would be awfy Braw if you could get him to start saying Ken, but even at that we can’t claim him oor herealthough I am hoping that he visits her fae fife so I can swerve oot ma Laine and oor the bespoke bridge to get a cheeky wee sighting of oor Maz!
Hope you’re getting all they autumnal vibes on yer jurnee in the east ma love mwah mwah
Aww he cannae even get a post for 9/11 fkin grammatically correct 
Jesus fk
Jesus fkHe really is a massive wanker isn’t he??Aww he cannae even get a post for 9/11 fkin grammatically correct
This thread is hilarious. Out of all the cracking phrases smell the wealth makes me lol every time 
His white pumpkins, £23 for two? Well, this is awkward...
Sometimes saying nothing is better.Aww he cannae even get a post for 9/11 fkin grammatically correct
Do you remember when he posted about that mother’s journeys daughter had cervical palsy?
I never knew I needed Mario as a meme in my life. Turns out I do
I came to say the same thing. And Marion, I know you read here so DROP THE bleeping EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! Go and find a basic English course and learn how to string a sentence together you illiterate fuckwhit.Aww he cannae even get a post for 9/11 fkin grammatically correct
Bet he’s raging hinch didn’t use his shite decor in her post earlier
I hate when she does speaking videos she does a loud swallow/slabber noise in between sentences.. I can't describe it but it drives me crazy!
Abazaloot fuckin fire hazards so aye
New thread my lovelies to sink your bespoke teeth into. So aye
Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals
Thank you to @Dove88 for this new bespoke, pure boujee thread title. It was a close one, but you just pipped it with 32 likes We are now flying through threads at a rate of about one a week! Go us. It’s all this gold content Mario keeps giving us. So after the pure craic that was Mario’s...
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