What a monstrosity of a mirra, I can just picture the two hobbits having to move that thing
Is that style not kinda dated nowadays?
Is that style not kinda dated nowadays?
Diddnae even get him a bespoke boujee funky pigeon! So ayeDoes the card from Derek say “Man in my life”?Looks like a card factory number too.
Was he smoking a massive joint on the sofa?I saw Derek in the mirror he’s ok
It’s twice the size of his room and horrible!!!! Shame it was his second choice eh? I thought the padded monstrosity was bad enough but no! The only one with any taste is the bloody cat!!!!Is that Danyell bitch alright in the heed? Another gifted mirrahh for Paisley’s biggest ponce? The only thing I can think of is it was surplus old stock because that style was in about 8 summers ago
Haud the bus........Whit's that monstrosety on his finger and that mirror needs to get in a skip.What a monstrosity of a mirra, I can just picture the two hobbits having to move that thing
Is that style not kinda dated nowadays?
I think it's because basically, he's an unpleasant cunt..He really is the worst influencer out there, isn’t he? I see so many Scottish influencers getting free stays at Blythswood, Yotel and others, and they have about a quarter of the followers Marion has. I’m not really that clued up on influencers but can someone with a quarter of Marions followers have a higher engagement rate?
It's hilarious, ain't it. Love the fact they write in Scottish, and in ma heed I can hear Frankie Boyle's voice..I just lurk on here but swerving out ma lane today to say this thread (and you lot) is the funniest thing on the whole internet
I am Scottish and live in Glasgow but am quite well spoken normally. My family are wondering why I’m suddenly speaking like a Paisley chav. It’s just second nature now - so aye nae debates and so forth!! I’m chanting masel on on ma jurneyI think it's because basically, he's an unpleasant cunt..
It's hilarious, ain't it. Love the fact they write in Scottish, and in ma heed I can hear Frankie Boyle's voice..
It's like when people see jesus face in toast.I saw Derek in the mirror he’s ok
I've never been to Scotland, I'm from dahn sarf.I think it's because basically, he's an unpleasant cunt..
It's hilarious, ain't it. Love the fact they write in Scottish, and in ma heed I can hear Frankie Boyle's voice..
He did, it was a pop up card with Marion’s face… but his bespoke carboard beak has jammed the funky printers ma luvleeDiddnae even get him a bespoke boujee funky pigeon! So aye
This thread today is going to be a full on Broadway show, fun fair, circus extravaganza! I cannae wait, hold on to your fluffy hoosecoats hens!I just lurk on here but swerving out ma lane today to say this thread (and you lot) is the funniest thing on the whole internet
My husband has taken the kids away for the weekend. I am working nights all weekend, so I plan on getting all cosy with my blanket and a cuppa and watching the circus unfoldThis thread today is going to be a full on Broadway show, fun fair, circus extravaganza! I cannae wait, hold on to your fluffy hoosecoats hens!
This. He’s like Charlie Bucket getting a Wonka Bar.And as for the Jo Malone stuff, clearly Maz isn't as well off as he proclaims, as he would buy the candles and reed defusers himself but instead he's had tobegask for them for his birthday instead!!!
They deserve all they get these fucktards. Nae sympathy for them abzaloote mutantsView attachment 732188
Imagine being so desperate for a shout out from a wannabe nobody stranger on the internet that you make a post wishing them a happy birthday and drop in that it’s your birthday the day after and Marion doesn’t even acknowledge this when he reposts itI’m cringing so bad for her!
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