Klarna oan yer arse ma luvleeI can no longer see his stories. My feelings have been hurt a little I can’t lie
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A might be right oot ma lane here but is the purpose of a micro fibre cloth that you don’t neee to use it with any cleaning sprays?
That’s what I thought hen. I use water with mine
Yet a handful of stories earlier he was supposedly getting people complaining about the lack of content being visible to others.Did he not say last night that he was signing off for the weekend? And now we are getting more sponge spam?
BuT I’vE beEn UsInG iT f0r WeeKs
They aren’t seeing much because he isn’t posting much and he isn’t helping his algorithm.
Marion/derek… here’s a tip since you apparently man his account and Mario doesn’t read on here. If you want to improve your numbers … be active
He and the hinch crew throw huge amounts of cleaning stuff around, crazy. A normal home doesn't need that sort of cleaning, it's not a crime scene, or a hoarder house. Oh, wait.
I’d love another Deek takeover 1 - 2 1 - 2
If the whole of your ‘downstairs’ smells like Mario, you are using your wax melts wrong 
Stick it up your noon and set fire to it. Fucks sake, semi literate idiots, if they had a brain they'd take it out and play with it.If the whole of your ‘downstairs’ smells like Mario, you are using your wax melts wrong
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Wait...what ...so her fanny is in the scent stovies ..so ayeIf the whole of your ‘downstairs’ smells like Mario, you are using your wax melts wrong
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He’s only got a flat! How the duck has he got a soonstairs?!If the whole of your ‘downstairs’ smells like Mario, you are using your wax melts wrong
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His doonstairs?! He lives in a one level flat the stupitt erseIf the whole of your ‘downstairs’ smells like Mario, you are using your wax melts wrong
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Not him, one of his equally illiterate haremHe’s only got a flat! How the duck has he got a soonstairs?!
His doonstairs?! He lives in a one level flat the stupitt erse
“Pipe cleaner legs in 60 denier” that’s gotta be a thread titleFucks sake! There is so much to unpack with the latest treat!
Pipe cleaner legs in 60 denier
Slippers you get at the spa with the plastic bottom
Thechunky knitfleececardiganhoosecoat
The elf ears
The NOSE!
The hair that looks like a 3 day growth after my husband has veeted his baw bag!
Fucks sake Mario!
can’t believe I missed this gem of a week with Marlon . Convinced Derek has a fetish for men that look like old granniesstill laughing at this
His living room with nae filters. Looks shite. Insta reality Marion hen.
I bet it’s a ski pant he’s got on. My Auntie used to love a ski pant, used to put the wee elasticared loop under her court shoes.“Pipe cleaner legs in 60 denier” that’s gotta be a thread title
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A tad irrational perhaps, but his blinds really annoy me. Why have them half way up the window? I have Venetian blinds, and I either have them open or closed? Am I doing it all wrong?
Not being funny but i am sweating my arse off, its clammy AF and he is wearing tights, socks, slippers and a fluffy housecoat….. he must be stinking of BO 
Even wee baby gurul Rayn has died of embarrassment at his outfit.
The friggin state of that man“Pipe cleaner legs in 60 denier” that’s gotta be a thread title
still laughing at this
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Ultimately, I feel this is the boujie look him and Dezza are heading towards.
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