It smells rancid. It’s such a heady, overpowering smell. He probably thinks it gives him an air of pure boujee enigma. Silly little bleep
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All I'm posting today!
Well spotted ma lovelie! I never would've made the connection but guaranteed this is where he's seen it. And he'll make out it's always been a pyoor staypul and if anything they are copying him!
Sad sack.
His brother will get him a fake wan!! A know he’s got the doop but it’ll be aw fake fancy packaging!!All I'm posting today!
Well spotted ma lovelie! I never would've made the connection but guaranteed this is where he's seen it. And he'll make out it's always been a pyoor staypul and if anything they are copying him!
Where the duck does he go to wear such a fancy aftershave? It’s hardly wan for going to spoons for soup and a sandwich!!
It really isn't that great. I do think people buy it for online clout because of the price tag which is sad rather than just buying something you like. I invested in Tom Ford Rose Prick after smelling it multiple times in store and deciding I loved it, but I had never ever seen it on IG and influencers prior to purchasing, unlike Mario, I actually liked it. But to be honest, I'm happy with (and wear them more) my typical purchases available in Boots. You'd could also be sure as hell I wouldn't be paying out for perfume to sit and go rancid either because I had no where to wear it to - is he planning on just wearing it round the house to upset Rayn's lungs?
However, I have no doubt his inbox is full of messages from FM huns, and if not I'm sure he could reach out to Charlotte Greedy's partner as that FM MLM scam do a version of it as so many huns like to point out. Given it is Mario, I doubt there would be any difference to him in how it smells anyway, and he cannot pretend he doesn't want a rip off as he was happy to do it with his own scent with Ava May.
Surely Ava May can knock him up some highly scented doooop for him to waft about the place. He could melt the wax and use it to style his 3 hairs and reset his hooter.
Can you imagine the bleep trying to pronounce that aftershave?
May Sun France’s Kurdy Ian Baa Carrot Row Gay
May Sun France’s Kurdy Ian Baa Carrot Row Gay
An a wee wully winky pass that oan an all
Swerving right oot ma lane to defend Marion for once. He spoke aboot that boujee scent ages ago because Ava may released a doup for it in a wax melt and he spoke aboot how he always loved the smell when he was in Debenhams.
That’s all I’m posting today
That’s all I’m posting today
This isn't a rave thread!
So for someone who disnae use TikTok he posts an awful lot from TikTok. 
We need the receipts hen…
You want me to endure his highlights to try find it
I’ll try
Aye but when he was on his comma we wus GAGGIN fer a wee wave in the mirror or a shitey BnM hawl that’s all am postin the dayThis isn't a rave thread!
For someone who was on his comma he's back posting with a vengeance
Right lovelies Marion didn’t save it as a highlight I am bitterly disappointed in this but Ava may launched it at the end of March. These are the best receipts I can get mwah mwah
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Could he not pronounce the name of them? Cellulose wipes is what it says on the packet Marion.
Watching these vids today makes me realise just how dated his account is now. This is what Hinch was getting excited about 3 years ago… time has have moved but obviously not for him.
Watching these vids today makes me realise just how dated his account is now. This is what Hinch was getting excited about 3 years ago… time has have moved but obviously not for him.
I think wee Derek will be buying him the cardi with him M&S discount and he’s on the beg for the perfumeThat's Derek given his birthday month orders. Classy. Ooh the cardie though, it's as rank as the hoosecoat.
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Awe a need now is a wee pump o the mop bucket wearing his W W wanker slippers and my life is complete ...so aye
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"That's all I'm posting today" feels a little like appropriation?
Question for yeez awww ma luvlies.. I’ve only followed Mazza since January this year but, is it normal to follow a cleaning account who doesn’t actually clean?? He posts videos of what’s he’s about to use, and posts after his hobbit hole is aw clean n cozy, but never actually shows the bleeping cleaning?? Av got a theory that it’s Deek who does it aw and he takes the credit for it. So aye. Marios an imposter pass it on!
Is this for our benefit?!.
It obviously does bother you Maz, or you wouldn't keep posting how you didn't care blah blah blah
It obviously does bother you Maz, or you wouldn't keep posting how you didn't care blah blah blah
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