His idea of clearing debts is probably clearing 5 credit cards into a consolidation loan 
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Bet he's in hardcore, that's debt up to your credit limit, and making the minimum payment each month.His idea of clearing debts is probably clearing 5 credit cards into a consolidation loan
I have a fear of candles …. It just takes one to spark and you could burn
your 
down that you’ve built from the grun up. I’d not be happy living in the same close as a twit like him with all the chemicals & naked flames 
Aww ma luvlies aren’t we lucky on this new day of dawn that is hump day, we goat treetit to a full pan around of the clutter FREE bedroom and a wave in the mirror
It’s just made mah day so it hus so aye!!
It’s just made mah day so it hus so aye!!
It's groundhog day at the hobbit house, with his boring virtual tour in his manky house coat 
Are you boujee enough to live in his close though?I have a fear of candles …. It just takes one to spark and you could burn
Yep back to the been up since crack of dawn and gutted the place toursIt's groundhog day at the hobbit house, with his boring virtual tour in his manky house coat
I've just looked, still crammed with out of date make up scent and wax melts etc.Aww ma luvlies aren’t we lucky on this new day of dawn that is hump day, we goat treetit to a full pan around of the clutter FREE bedroom and a wave in the mirror
Derek's games and the hoover still chucked behind the sofas. Hahaha at the speeonjay ad, here are tesco sponges wot I use, identical to these speeonjay ones I'm being paid to promote.
Mario loves a deesant cleanin sponge.
Me? I personally love a mediocre one.
Love how he describes it as ‘his type of sponge’ and he hasn’t even opened it yet or tried it.
Me? I personally love a mediocre one.
Love how he describes it as ‘his type of sponge’ and he hasn’t even opened it yet or tried it.
It's a scouring pad you tit, not a "scoorin" pad
Have another listen to him, because it sounds like "scoorin"
I use Tesco's own as well, and they're just as good and cheaperI've just looked, still crammed with out of date make up scent and wax melts etc.
Hahaha at the speeonjay ad, here are tesco sponges wot I use, identical to these speeonjay ones I'm being paid to promote.
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Ma luvlee and ye jist know his inbox is gonna be full of hunners and hunners of yeez asking aboot it ...yeez Isas dont miss a thing.. also that falbon worktop is totally mullered wae knife marks where hes been chopping his dairylea triangles for his cheese board.. so aye nae debatesOh my godddd my lovelies he’s got a bespoke ice cream sauce Starbucks drink station!!!
He’s excited. Excited, excited excited excITIED!!! So aye.
But he uses Tesco own brand.
Use Mario 20 for 20% off a £1.50 sponge so aye. Excited!
But he uses Tesco own brand.
Use Mario 20 for 20% off a £1.50 sponge so aye. Excited!
greedy beggar!
Begging for expensive perfume
I don't get who he is asking to buy him the expensive perfume. Does he want all his lovlies to chip in? Or why can't he buy it himself, if he's so financially comfortable with no dependents and no mortgage.
I hope those bespoke cushions on his princess and the pea bed don't come into contact with any flames. The whole place will go up in a Paisley puff of smoke. With the scent of boogii tat.
Holy christ as if he is begging for that aftershave ...he has reached a whole new level of parasite today ...get back intae yer ain lane marjorie hen and buy your own stuff rather than begging...bleep 
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