Granny cardy ian and going to hibernate til next summer then fake tan he cannae wait to try...get I'm the bin mierdre..so aye ma luvlees
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Ma lovelies ma brand wisny updated by oor Hannah cos the black and white bespoke in the colour bland wae the scent desperation jist matches aww ma nootral tones and ma vestibule in the bedsit so aye. Nae debates that’s wit it is ma lovelies. So aye get some class cos ah have a brand and ats at.
You've no built it fae the groon up ma luvlee like mazda has ...get back I'm yer ain laneAhhhh see naw I’m probs not …. It’s good to have something to aspire too tho
This should go on his fashion highlight. Today oor Mario is wearing the pumpkin he treatid himself too, from t k maxx, he's sprayed it in the colour grey.
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I bleeping hope he does hibernate ‘till next Summer, it will spare us having to endure his basic white girl Christmas and Halloween jurneh!! 
Wit in the name of awll things wax is that grey monstrosity? 
GIT! IN! THE! BIN, MARLON!
GIT! IN! THE! BIN, MARLON!
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This thread is too much …. I’ve got tears rolling doon ma faceOmg stop it
. Moderators - please could we have a 
and a 
(Fanny) buttons to press, oh and a wee 
would be handy too . Chantin ye aww oan fae the rooftaps ma lovelies 
I’m over here petrified to post a photo of myself to my 422 followers on Instagram and then there’s that bleep posting this to 20,000 (assuming the rest are BOTS)!!! I wish I had hawf of his confidence!!
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Now don't be shy ma lovelie, post a pic.
Don't be shy, post the pic. We're all chantin you oan from the rooftops!
That's what l thought. A pair of 40 denierWhy the duck is he wearing tights
He got one thing right though lads. It's a grannies cardi
Fucks sake! There is so much to unpack with the latest treat!
Pipe cleaner legs in 60 denier
Slippers you get at the spa with the plastic bottom
Thechunky knit fleece cardigan hoosecoat
The elf ears
The NOSE!
The hair that looks like a 3 day growth after my husband has veeted his baw bag!
Fucks sake Mario!
Pipe cleaner legs in 60 denier
Slippers you get at the spa with the plastic bottom
The
The elf ears
The NOSE!
The hair that looks like a 3 day growth after my husband has veeted his baw bag!
Fucks sake Mario!
Creased!Fucks sake! There is so much to unpack with the latest treat!
Pipe cleaner legs in 60 denier
Slippers you get at the spa with the plastic bottom
Thechunky knitfleececardiganhoosecoat
The elf ears
The NOSE!
The hair that looks like a 3 day growth after my husband has veeted his baw bag!
Fucks sake Mario!
Just catching up on Marions insta and huv gave masel whiplash veering right oot ma ain lane to see the comments on his tights/hoosecoat combo. Wtaf. I've had it. He is a parody and trolling us all and I refuse to believe otherwise!!
Absolutely screaming at some of these comments 
aww ma tattle sisters you really are the best 
aww ma tattle sisters you really are the best 
Fucks sake! There is so much to unpack with the latest treat!
Pipe cleaner legs in 60 denier
Slippers you get at the spa with the plastic bottom
Thechunky knitfleececardiganhoosecoat
The elf ears
The NOSE!
The hair that looks like a 3 day growth after my husband has veeted his baw bag!
Fucks sake Mario!
DEED!!!!!!!
Holy Nora Batty what are thooooooooose
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