Cleaning with Mario #40 Klarna on his a$$!

[DollyTheLamb]

It’s ma ain BRAND so aye that’s aw am sayin!!!!

what a total fud!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

He CAN wait to share it all with us guys... why is he so illiterate! Why doesn’t he read things back before posting! Why is he such a bleep! His own brand!

 

[Turmeric123]

I had to read it about ten times but it made my head hurt so much I had to take a step back into ma ain laine.

I did the same kept thinking I was missing something

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

His own brand
It’s a rip off of a Tom Ford scent being sold by a crappy wax melt company omg his delusions of grandeur are too much!!
Also, what did he do on Monday to make everyone unfollow?

Question. If 1 user had 5 linked insta profiles and all 5 profiles followed this wee dick, how many followers does he lose if he uses the new block feature against 1 of the profiles?

Treating himself to a wee blocking spree might have bigger consequences to his follower numbers than he might realise .

Course, people might just have been bored into unfollowing after his deep "I'm not like a celebrity in the magazines I used to buy" musings or the multi-dot Ava May promotion.

Going to be a long long while before that pen to paper giveaway gets underway.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Is he too thick to realise items from the collection are discontinued because they weren’t selling? duck me, he is a whole other level today!

 

[Skyflier6727]

I can’t even cope with him today! So aye I’m crawling back to ma ain lain. Much love to you all my lovelies mwah mwah and so forth

 

[Doodlebug71]

ooh why you lying, why you always lyyyygiinnggg

Messaging yerself again mierdre....wee scrote of a man so aye klarna oan yer arses ma luvlees

 

[Popper]

Candle’s “discounted” So how much is it reduced to then brand owner Marion? Ahh you mean discontinued? You CAN wait to show us your new tit? Is it really that tit? Ah you mean you Can’t wait. Surely a brand owner should have a basic grasp of the English language?

 

[Johnnoijones]

I might be too far out of my lane with this one. But Avey Mey is selling his melts still with the old style labels etc so she has not rebranded 'his' brand like she did with all 'her' other scents. I can scense another discontinued journey

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Steps back in time, pops on back to front baseball cap, jumps into a 1.2L Vauxhall Nova and flairs it into ma ain lane.

I really just want to know why he's never mentioned the lumi spa as an abzoloot staypul. Few hundred quid wasted on a gimmick then

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I might be too far out of my lane with this one. But Avey Mey is selling his melts still with the old style labels etc so she has not rebranded 'his' brand like she did with all 'her' other scents. I can scense another discontinued journey

You mean discounted journey ma lovelie.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I might be too far out of my lane with this one. But Avey Mey is selling his melts still with the old style labels etc so she has not rebranded 'his' brand like she did with all 'her' other scents. I can scense another discontinued journey

His new doop melt in the scent Tears of rage.

 

[haveuseenmyfriendbert]

His new doop melt in the scent Tears of rage.

Pls put this forward for a new thread title ma lovelie

 

[unicornsandmermaids]

What the actual hell is he wearing in his recent story

 

[Noseycow2020]

What the actual hell is he wearing in his recent story

It’s his new Chucky knit, now sit doon and get some class

We are going on a 50% darker tanning jurnee

 

[Ratgrrl]

Hello ma lovelies. I won't tell use woat my Joab is. But I will tell use where ma mam works.

 

[Poptart]

Oh my god

 

[Luna25]

Oh my god

Why the duck is he wearing tights

 

[Popper]

The chucky knit (which is actually fleece and in no way knitted) has arrived and he looks like a bespoke ballet dancer with his tights and leotard who is warming up for a boujee performance of swan lake. What a riot.

 

[Poptart]

Why the duck is he wearing tights

I hadn't even noticed that