It's definitely official lads. Mario really is a middle age man in an old man's body after that chunky cardi post 
One thing Maz, you never fail us
One thing Maz, you never fail us
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Because he is a 65 year old woman called Moira?
A wrap and soup in Spoons. duck me. 
And what’s the obsession with spray painting everything? Did anyone have this on their bingo card?
And what’s the obsession with spray painting everything? Did anyone have this on their bingo card?
He is supporting a small local business naebody has heard of called Wetherspoons hen now sit doon and get some class!A wrap and soup in Spoons. duck me.
And what’s the obsession with spray painting everything? Did anyone have this on their bingo card?
Chucky cardigans
Maz has truly been a gift this weekend 🥲
I hope wee Marion disnae think he’s gonna look like that model in his new blouse ma lovelies.
The reality will be more like this
I’m smelling a sneaky wee liar in the scent skint!!!I don’t even have much energy to comment on his duvet/ mattress topper jurneh this morning ma lovelies! But I did have a quick look, the supremely range seems to be their cheaper bedding range? But Marion said it was expensive?
Am bereft. Love me a cardigan. Just bought this and was feeling quite the thing on my jaunts out.
I‘m not cool enough for tattle.
I‘m not cool enough for tattle.
Attachments
Last edited:
Aw am bleeping Deed at thisCHUCKY cardigans? Nahhhh, I'm done. Someone ring the co-op and arrange for them to collect my body!!
Well ma lovelie, how many wax burners do you have, and duvet sets? Do you cut your own hair? I like your cardie, let's face it, it's not the sort of horror that Mario will get.
I feel like I might have been in the same bespoke shopping centre as Marion today but I never seen him gutted
This is the boujiee chucky cardy that oor Mazza is looking for, anybody got a spare granny that can knit him wan n make his whole entire year! So then he can lie in his comfy as duck bed, that he spends the majority of his life in as he’s come to realise, with his chucky cardy, fleecey wahhhful blanket and **THAT** (points to it) drink, aw comfy and cosy as that’s how life should be lived, hope that makes sense youse aw know me lolol xo
Attachments
Thank you ma lovelie.
Wax burners = zero.
Duvet sets = six.
DIY haircuts = not since the end of lockdown.
Cardigans = too many to count.
He’s aw shopped out - Home Bargains, TK Maxx and Perfume Shop! Give me bleeping strength!!!
And what is latest rambling about?
P.S. Marion hen, you’ll never have a bigger house. You’re nearly 40 and no where near to having a mortgage so unlikely you’ll have one.
And what is latest rambling about?
P.S. Marion hen, you’ll never have a bigger house. You’re nearly 40 and no where near to having a mortgage so unlikely you’ll have one.
Ooh a bigger house journey. Not going to happen, is it.
I thought he could have a mortgage like that •clicks strangler fingers 
so what’s with the “when we are able to get something bigger” Keep up with your lies Marion
His content since returning from his comma has been better than ever, top class bespoke content. But not the kind of content that will get you a career in social media Marion, so sit down and get some Klarna and order yerself a chunky cardi.
so what’s with the “when we are able to get something bigger” Keep up with your lies Marion His content since returning from his comma has been better than ever, top class bespoke content. But not the kind of content that will get you a career in social media Marion, so sit down and get some Klarna and order yerself a chunky cardi.
Maz is desperate to have a house, but we all know his chances of that happening are very slim because of his past debts, and he still has a spending problem now imo.
So keep on dreaming Maz, because at your age you'll have to have a massive deposit to get that dream home
So keep on dreaming Maz, because at your age you'll have to have a massive deposit to get that dream home
There’s a whole world out there to see 
really Marion you’d never know you sit in the gaff 24/7 
really Marion you’d never know you sit in the gaff 24/7 Last time l had sandwiches cut like that l was 5 years old
Attachments
- Status