Cleaning with Mario #40 Klarna on his a$$!

[LadyB65]

Stop trying to make ceramic pumpkins happen. It’s not going to happen.

View attachment 691754

I think ceramic pumpkins happened about 4 years ago ma lovelie, as usual oor Marion is just late to the tacky party

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

Who’s up for an over nighter in marions boujee B&B

Bespoke IBS chocolate suprises left on the pillows ma lovely x

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Oh make up your mind! He’s back onto wanting a house now?

Just be happy with your lot. Which is a tit little flat, in a tit area. You’re never getting out of there hen and it’s all your own doing.

You act like a child with money burning a hole in its pocket, except you have no money! It’s all on tick!

How badly do you think he's coveting Greedy and wondering why he can't make stuff like her recent house move happen for himself?

 

[I wud like sum tea]

It’s look mare like tuna Mayo than prawns Wait on the mezzanine level going in then he can have his bnb n get the air fryer oot to cook the hash browns n oily eggs!!!!!

 

[Inmyainlane]

He does realise that when you run a BnB that you need to provide an edible breakfast feel sick just imagining what shite he’d serve up. And he can’t be leaving skid marks and pubes on the toilet as he tends to do

Look what I found in my phone

 

[menopausalmargrit]

And now the fake Gucci belt is on show. Enough now. I’m glad he’s going to bed!!

 

[Poptart]

Could you imagine Mario being your B&B host. Greeting you first thing in his hoosecoat and waffle slippers asking if you had a good night aww cosy before he retreated to the kitchen to cook you deep fried eggs with a side of wax melt, Whitney Higher love booming and Rayn trying to seek into your suitcase so she could make her great escape.
1/5 on trip advisor ma lovelies.

 

[Pabsy]

Nobody…
Absolutely Nobody….
Marion….here’s my birthday outfit youse have all asked me about

that’s me singing out mah lovelies

 

[I wud like sum tea]

How the fuk can he know what’s he wearing already I don’t even know what I’m wearing tomorrow

 

[Bunnykins]

Can he crawl any further up Hinch’s hole over her tacky Tesco tat bedding?

I sure can see a sucker ...

 

[SuzyE]

Showing his birthday clothes has finished the night off for me

Mario's an immature tit. Pass it on

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

Look what I found in my phone

what are thoooooseee

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

what are thoooooseee

Froached eggs ma lovelie

 

[Inmyainlane]

what are thoooooseee

Marlon’s infamous poached in oil eggs

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I love a prawn sandwich but wtf is this! My stomach is really turning looking at this View attachment 691643
Even my most favourite food he makes look like How does he manage to do it?

That's Rayn's cat food in those sandwiches.

 

[Beanpop442]

bleeping CHUCKY cardigans, B&B business and his birthday outfit!! What belter this Sunday has been with our Marion’s content my lovelies!! If I wasn’t pregnant I’d be chanting from the rooftop with aw lethal aperol! But I will stick to his fave Starbs sugar filled drink which would most likely give me gestational diabetes to celebrate!!!!!!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Cat hair by the red button.

Look what I found in my phone

 

[Alansbigplate]

I love a prawn sandwich but wtf is this! My stomach is really turning looking at this View attachment 691643
Even my most favourite food he makes look like How does he manage to do it?

They’re boujee grey prawns ma lovelie in the scent ‘oota date’ so aye get some class XX

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

Could you imagine Mario being your B&B host.

How did you sleep at Tat Towers?
1/5 - I was woken up at 4am by Mario hoovering the hallway directly outside the bedroom door and trying to change the bedding with me still in it.

 

[HulaHannah]

A bleeping canny greeting! He has got to be 1,000% a parody account c’mon tae duck!!!

Instead of being such a beg I have an idea for him...he does very little. His job is minimal hours, he has no dependents that take up his time, he really doesn't have much to clean, must be in a lot alone if Derek is potentially FT, he could actually learn to knit and make one for himself. Chunky knit takes little time because of yarn size, plenty companies out there providing kits that even beginners can do, and as much as we joke about him being an octagenarian I am being genuine when I say this! This could create content for his little life being lived for the gram. His handful of true followers will likely love him learning and then creating items. Look at Tom Daly's makes, even knitting while at the Olympic poolside...

Mario, you can have that for free. I don't need recognition for the idea. And a hobby like that may help you get in control of the ridiculous buys too. You can have ongoing content having people watch you learn a skill and slowly make something, and people are likely going to be more invested in that than the most recent chemical from B&M or Shein twinset.