I really like the shirt - I realise this means I have to totally lost the plot my lovelies!For any lovelies that are bespoke blocked by Madge. Here is her new blouse. Paid full pennies for this froam the Island River hens
He is gonna look like bleeping Joe Exotic in this tit!
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Just realised! He even says “top” like ma 70 year old Aunt would say.
“I got a nice top to go with my linen trousers”
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What the fresh hell, are those cycling shorts!?!
Oh god shall we all club together and buy him the shorts for his birthday?!
What you wearing?For any lovelies that are bespoke blocked by Madge. Here is her new blouse. Paid full pennies for this froam the Island River hens
He is gonna look like bleeping Joe Exotic in this tit!
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Just realised! He even says “top” like ma 70 year old Aunt would say.
“I got a nice top to go with my linen trousers”
Just jeans and a nice top
Ma lovelies in this new day of dawn I see our wee icon is influencing far and wide, Instagram presents you with….the hoover haircut in the style ‘please just shave your heed’ and the scent ‘pure fannybaws’
So boujee and bespoke
So boujee and bespoke
That shirt is bleeping barking! Everything in River Island men’s department is tbh, how they’re still going and Topman isn’t still blows my mind! I mean I get why Topman isn’t but their style vs River Island is miles better!! Anyway, back in ma ain lane…
What date is his birthday so we can go andstalk have a drink in the Dakota hotel bar?
What date is his birthday so we can go and
His birthday month virgos. It’s my birthday month too but am crap and only really acknowledge it for the day. However I am a Leo and Leo’s cover August until the last week. He needs to duck off
He’s a moron hen, don’t let it bother you! We are aw chanting you oan and Cannae wait tae see yer new blouse you goat for yer
You have to wonder how much Mario thinks toppers and duvets generally cost. 'Bit pricey'...emmm £55 for a double topper and £40 for a duvet is generally normal price or maybe even cheap! Or am I just looking and shopping in the wrong places as my topper was almost double that and I know my sister's was even more as she wanted decent thickness memory foam?!
Smell the wealth!
Smell the wealth!
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A bleeping canny
greeting! He has got to be 1,000% a parody account c’mon tae duck!!!
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YESOh god shall we all club together and buy him the shorts for his birthday?!
In the size xxx small
So ma lovelies where to start this morning 
he’s only brought half of the twin set co ord this time. Why hasn’t he treated himself to both to complete the look for his boujee birthday?
The fluorescent cycling shorts… definitely dresses like a 10 year old girl!
On the beg for agifted bespoke chunky cardigan. It’s still summer Marion you bleeping melt.
he’s only brought half of the The fluorescent cycling shorts… definitely dresses like a 10 year old girl!
On the beg for a
Charity shop, granny cardies there ma lovelies. Who thinks of winter clothes in AUGUST ffs. I'm thinking of bbqd food, wearing ma non Primark tshirts, watering my tomatoes and chillies. Tbh that's fairly granny. Oh.A bleeping canny
ITS bleeping AUGUST!!! And who bleeping wears a chunky cardigan? In fact, who bleeping wears a cardigan?A bleeping canny
What does Derek see in him? Does Derek actually think he is an older lady and isn’t in fact gay?
I’m speechless!
CHUCKY cardigans? Nahhhh, I'm done. Someone ring the co-op and arrange for them to collect my body!! 
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Calling all knitters 
. Mario requires a chucky knit cardigan stat. If you could knit him a couple of pals while your'e about it that would be handy 
. Mario requires a chucky knit cardigan stat. If you could knit him a couple of pals while your'e about it that would be handy 
"Knit him a couple of pals". I'm deadCalling all knitters
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