See that the scrote is back, wish he’d duck off again
Omg the capella version of Whitney Houston along wae his half eyebrows just finished me.A uhm deed! How am ah just finding this singing highlight noo on this day of dawn! A canny breathe! Ahv pished ma bed, ahv woke ma wain up way ma hyena laughing, ahv woke ma doonstairs neighbours wains up aw thanks to the absaloot gem that is oor Marions singing highlights!! Thank youse aw fae the bottom of ma tattie heart, ahl never be the same again
Was this before the eyebroo and teef jurni?
On a side note, oor Deek is so handsome how in the fuckity duck did Marion pull him.. duck #FREEBRITNEY, #FREEDEEK
Excuse me ma lovelie but Marion goes to Castleveeeetchieee for dinner every week. Are you saying that’s not paying homage to his Italian heritage? KARMER ON YOUR ARSE HEN!!Why is this scrotum pretending to be italian, bet he has never stepped foot on italian soil and he cant even make spag bol!
It’ll be a just for men jurnee next! Of course he’ll do it himself cos practise makes ok mwahMarios going grey too on the eyebrow pages pic of him
He needs a hair transplant journeee ma luvlie, maybe then he can get proper use out of hisIt’ll be a just for men jurnee next! Of course he’ll do it himself cos practise makes ok mwah
Cannae wait
I used to work with someone like that. His mum owned an ice cream place with an Italian name so he changed his name from Martin to Mario!!!! He was as Italian as I am! Must be something about the name Mario eh? All wankers (with apologies to all the non wanky Marios out there obvs)Why is this scrotum pretending to be italian, bet he has never stepped foot on italian soil and he cant even make spag bol!
Someone must’ve drove him about. If I remember correctly Prestwick is the Ayr train and Saltcoats is the Largs train, so no way would the lazy wee bleep get 2 seperate trains.Isn't that like the 4th 'absolute best in the business' brow place he's been to when he always says he'd never go anywhere else??
This one is in Prestwick so someone has likely driven him as a bus or train from Paisley to Prestwick then Saltcoats and hame would take all day ma lovelies. Skin and blister maybe (Sister)?
exempt from wearing a mask but not from polluting his lungs with all the cleaning products and shite he sprays about the house - exempt my arse!!I complained to his brow salon that they are celebrating a man who doesn't wear a mask, therefore endangering others and himself...and they replied!!
It would’ve been Derek ma lovelie. I mean he bought car air fresheners nearly a year ago so he must’ve passed his test by now.Isn't that like the 4th 'absolute best in the business' brow place he's been to when he always says he'd never go anywhere else??
This one is in Prestwick so someone has likely driven him as a bus or train from Paisley to Prestwick then Saltcoats and hame would take all day ma lovelies. Skin and blister maybe (Sister)?
New brows….. New glasses…..Absaloot scrote
Mahoooossive HooterNew brows….. New glasses…..
SAME SCABBY FREDDY KRUGER LIPS!