Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

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There he is!. He just had to come on to show his brows because he can't stay away.

Mario, you're a selfish twit by not wearing a mask. And you're still an ugly arse even with those brows! ๐Ÿ‘Š
 
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You can print of cards from UK Gov! No way he is exempt, heโ€™s a lying wee bastard.

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Telt youse ma lovelies, feck all wrong with him just an attention seeking wee scrote!! ๐Ÿ˜ก
I predict a voice story by the end of the day with his usual shite re why heโ€™s been away. He must have a script by now!
The unfiltered mario looks like his pic has been run through an aging filter. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
My fave Mario memory is when he went to bally brows, and she ripped all his eyebrows off, including all the skin between his eyebrows. He looked like a burns victim. Ah the x zeeeeema jurneh, as fake as all his health jurnehs.
 
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He's got kerrykatonacocknoseitis, not a legitimate chronic chest/lung condition - selfish bastard! ๐Ÿคฌ These maskless, I don't give a duck cretins either not wearing a mask because they don't believe in them or because they've bought a fake-ass exception ID from eBay really make my blood boil as I've been wearing masks since before they become mandatory and actually care about myself and my loved ones. ๐Ÿ˜‘

Pricks ๐Ÿคฌ
 
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He needs to stop wasting money and invest in a nose reduction. Bloody hell man, the size of it! ๐Ÿ™ˆ
Iโ€™m no saying a have a wee button nose but I have genuinely never seen a nose as big as his๐Ÿ˜‚ it goes in goes oot goes back in then sticks back oot again.
 
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He needs to stop wasting money and invest in a nose reduction. Bloody hell man, the size of it! ๐Ÿ™ˆ
Bet he nearly had the poor lasses eye ooot with that honk!

Eddie the bleeping Eagle would have a field day on that ridge!

This is what his nose reminds me of. From when we were kids ๐Ÿ˜‚

 
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He looks like coco the bleeping clown with those brows.
And wear a bleeping mask Mario you thick as pig tit selfish bastard.
 
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Ma favourite highlight a aw time ma luvlies is this one.
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Aw itโ€™s just brilliant where do a start? His wee sad moany voice. Hilarious. He feels so sorry for himself. Honourable mention of him trying to cover his accent๐Ÿ˜‚
Next itโ€™s him trying to brag aboot awww the makeup heโ€™s got rid a, cos he jist hid hunnnners. HUNNERS. He then shows his wee cheapo drawers where he says he had to bin 9 foundations! Chanel! Dior! You name it! Aw and TONNES a makeup brushes. Boujee. Bespoke. Thatโ€™s Marions makeup collection.
And the perfumes! Tom Ford! Jo Malone!
This parts my favourite. He shows this drawer and inside it is a fake Cartier bracelet, obviously not real as these bracelets retail for 4k-9k.
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Totally dinny buy this at the barras. But aye. Maaaa favouriteeee highlight. Ah love it, ah jissst love it.
Bet it turns his wrist green when he wears it ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
 
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I have fixed his spelling mistake ma lovelies. Hope yis aww well & rising in yer aine lanes. Tonsa love ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž
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