Mrs Hinch wants her eyebrows back, hen.
They look tit on her, so no way were they gonna look good on you Mario
They look tit on her, so no way were they gonna look good on you Mario
Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
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I'm zooming in on the peen.
Damn at all youse lot posting the pic before me 
I thought the glasses were snapped and then I realised it was the design my lovelies. They brows 
smell the bleeping wealth
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Aye the wee shitake mushroom is making an appearance in its ain lane ma luvlee...so aye and so forth
That filtered pic though, the pores on his nose can be seen from space, and god knows what the unfiltered lips look like.
WTF is that filter all about??
I thought of Hinch as well when l saw them.Mrs Hinch wants her eyebrows back, hen.
They look tit on her, so no way were they gonna look good on you Mario
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His nose is still the first thing you zoom in on
Did you manage to find it?!
I think he’s actually convinced himself now that the filtered view is what he actually looks like.
We need a lip jurnee ma luvlees pure boujee...mwah mwah
I had to double take as i thought someone had posted a photo of my dead Great Aunt Joan. Why does he aspire to look like a woman in their 60’s (no offence to women in their 60’s as I know some that are better looking than Marion and have better social lives)? I bet he smells like Anais Anais.
actually having withdrawal symptoms. Come back marion I want a laugh. Watched his stovies highlight earlier just to give myself a laugh
I also thought his glasses were snapped hahahaha. Fuckinghell man them lips, he needs to star drinking more! And I don't mean iron brew or mothers day special mimosas or even aperol and lemos. He needs straight up water and gallons of it. Would help his exeeeeema too. Larry the lizard called, he wants his dry skin back monzaloid.
He’s asked them for Hinch’s Disney villain brows, they look no good on anyone ma lovelies let alone a boiled ham like Marion.
He should have followed this make up tutorial instead.
He should have followed this make up tutorial instead.
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Why would you buy glasses that look like they’ve snapped? 
At first I thought it was a photoshop failWhy would you buy glasses that look like they’ve snapped?
like when people edit pics and it messes up a door frame or something. Genuinely thought he’d photoshopped his mug
I’ve taken him oan wan ma lovelie. Now yis aww need tae sit doon & get some class fae he is rising
New brows, new glasses, same old mother of the bride dressing gown, get in the bin you clown 
I wonder if he picks/bites the skin on his lips because with the 70 billion lip balms he has they shouldn’t look anything like that, I sometimes bite mine but they look nothing like that n once I hit a bit that hurts I stop biting it because it’s bloody painful, I know some people do it and can’t stop, like an anxiety thing, maybe that’s why they’re like that
I wonder if he picks/bites the skin on his lips because with the 70 billion lip balms he has they shouldn’t look anything like that, I sometimes bite mine but they look nothing like that n once I hit a bit that hurts I stop biting it because it’s bloody painful, I know some people do it and can’t stop, like an anxiety thing, maybe that’s why they’re like that
Ur right, that’s not the back of the gorjus plush sofa is it?
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