See that the scrote is back, wish he’d duck off again
Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
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Omg the capella version of Whitney Houston along wae his half eyebrows just finished me.A uhm deed! How am ah just finding this singing highlight noo on this day of dawn! A canny breathe! Ahv pished ma bed, ahv woke ma wain up way ma hyena laughing, ahv woke ma doonstairs neighbours wains up aw thanks to the absaloot gem that is oor Marions singing highlights!! Thank youse aw fae the bottom of ma tattie heart, ahl never be the same again
Was this before the eyebroo and teef jurni?
On a side note, oor Deek is so handsome how in the fuckity duck did Marion pull him.. duck #FREEBRITNEY, #FREEDEEK
bleeping hell, he’s a delusional and nasty wee half-wit but his parents have set him up for it with this ffs 
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Excuse me ma lovelie but Marion goes to Castleveeeetchieee for dinner every week. Are you saying that’s not paying homage to his Italian heritage? KARMER ON YOUR ARSE HEN!!
I’m exempt and have been told by my doctor to not wear one. I’m asthmatic but it’s gotten so much worse lately due to a chest infection and I genuinely really struggle to breath with the mask on. It’s awful. However if going into a shop etc il still wear one even though I shouldn’t because people like Mario have made it where I feel if I wear an exemption lanyard people will think I’m faking it. That’s really pissed me off 
on a lighter note. I see his first highlight on his Instagram is “fashion” LOL…everyone must watch it.
on a lighter note. I see his first highlight on his Instagram is “fashion” LOL…everyone must watch it.
Marios going grey too on the eyebrow pages pic of him
It’ll be a just for men jurnee next! Of course he’ll do it himself cos practise makes ok mwah
Cannae wait
He needs a hair transplant journeee ma luvlie, maybe then he can get proper use out of hisIt’ll be a just for men jurnee next! Of course he’ll do it himself cos practise makes ok mwah
Cannae wait
I used to work with someone like that. His mum owned an ice cream place with an Italian name so he changed his name from Martin to Mario!!!! He was as Italian as I am! Must be something about the name Mario eh? All wankers (with apologies to all the non wanky Marios out there obvs)
Isn't that like the 4th 'absolute best in the business' brow place he's been to when he always says he'd never go anywhere else?? 
This one is in Prestwick so someone has likely driven him as a bus or train from Paisley to Prestwick then Saltcoats and hame would take all day ma lovelies. Skin and blister maybe (Sister)?
This one is in Prestwick so someone has likely driven him as a bus or train from Paisley to Prestwick then Saltcoats and hame would take all day ma lovelies. Skin and blister maybe (Sister)?
Someone must’ve drove him about. If I remember correctly Prestwick is the Ayr train and Saltcoats is the Largs train, so no way would the lazy wee bleep get 2 seperate trains.Isn't that like the 4th 'absolute best in the business' brow place he's been to when he always says he'd never go anywhere else??
This one is in Prestwick so someone has likely driven him as a bus or train from Paisley to Prestwick then Saltcoats and hame would take all day ma lovelies. Skin and blister maybe (Sister)?
exempt from wearing a mask but not from polluting his lungs with all the cleaning products and shite he sprays about the house - exempt my arse!!
It would’ve been Derek ma lovelie. I mean he bought car air fresheners nearly a year ago so he must’ve passed his test by now.Isn't that like the 4th 'absolute best in the business' brow place he's been to when he always says he'd never go anywhere else??
This one is in Prestwick so someone has likely driven him as a bus or train from Paisley to Prestwick then Saltcoats and hame would take all day ma lovelies. Skin and blister maybe (Sister)?
40th time posting this but it gets me every time I go on to his profile.
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Absaloot scrote. All the spelling is correct, he’s found the spellcheck, then.
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Sorry for the zoom in on his crusty lips lads/lasses.
He has to bite the skin on them
He has to bite the skin on them
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