I seen there was a projector in the Amazon prime days for £39.99 so assuming that’s when he got it. He’s going on like he’s got shared ownership in the odeon!!
Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
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Shown myself up on the Aldi & lidl thread. Fucks sake. 
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FFS I can't deal with his tit! He's as bad as those that check in to a doctors or hospital on FB saying nowt or with a teary emoji to gain the 'what's up hun' posts' then the next post is all happy and normal. What age are you!! Get a fckn grip and grow the fck up!!
Hes no even goat a windae box ma luvlee...utter fanny of a man
Call the Midwife hits the big screen 
Marion: “We hardly watch TV, it’s never on”
Also Marion: Gets a new TV to rattle around his new media wall.
Gets a projector to watch films.
Also Marion: Gets a new TV to rattle around his new media wall.
Gets a projector to watch films.
It's all Mario's fault ma lovelyShown myself up on the Aldi & lidl thread. Fucks sake.
I started them hahaThe pass it on posts crack me up
Oh Marion, we've missed you. Never leave us again (at least until next summer)
I hope oor baby gurl Rayn knocks the projecter aboot and breaks the fucker
Mwah Mwah
Mwah MwahImagine sitting three foot from an enormous projector. His idiocy is epic.
I doubt his projector is 200 inch 
you wish Maz
you wish MazHe must be talking about the size a his nose.I doubt his projector is 200 inch
I can’t get over the projector Isn’t the window behind it? He won’t get much use out of it as I thought he loved the light beaming in through his voile curtains.
Isn’t the window behind it? He won’t get much use out of it as I thought he loved the light beaming in through his voile curtains.So pleased you did!. I was transported back to school #happydaysI started them haha
Not good for his Kerry Katona eyes ma lovely. Nae debates xx
Hope he’s got his eBay blue light glasses on too!
Isn’t 200 inches about 5 metres? 
his whole flat isn’t 5 metres long never mind a wall bare enough to project onto. Wee fanny.
his whole flat isn’t 5 metres long never mind a wall bare enough to project onto. Wee fanny. 
Hello ma lovelies! First and foremost so on and so forth I’m absolutely fine. I’ve had hunners and hunners o messages fae yers aww wanting tae know wit wis wrang and I’m totally fine. I’ve said through this whole entire journey o mine I’ll be true to masel and a just needed to step back and so forth ma lovelies as it’s been such a time here. After spending aww my redundancy money on the bespoke media centre the new tv has been an absolute nightmare and I’ve just naw been able to cope wae the stress. Poor Rayns been up to high doe an aul fretting about me ripping up this carpet in the hall tae cos you know how ah was begging for new Lionel so derek says tae me sit doon a minute get back in yer laine and step away fae the journey. So that’s wit a did ma lovelies and I’m fine. Absolutely fine. You know me ah don’t live ma life for this page, not at all. Ah give a hunner percent but then ah know when ah need tae step back so ah dae. So aye. But aye this tv. Oh my god it’s been as bad as the tumble drier. Am gonnae phone bright hoose and just get them telt am naw paying this money tae rent these appliances any mare they can take it aww back, honestly ma lovelies you couldnae make it up! So aye anyway so ah said tae derek right away and get the provident guy up cos am getting this tv tae duck and that’s wit we’re daein ma lovelies. I said right that’s it am gettin a two hunner inch projector fae the Amazon prime an al phone Danyell an see wit plush sofas she’d gift me to go wae they new projector cos it’s aww goin. The whole lot. I’m absolutely scunnered wae it so a am. So aye ah said tae derek the media wall needs tae come doon cos noo ave got the projector ah need somewhere tae put the Chrismas tree in 6 months so aye it’s been absolutely crazy here but aye it’s aways somethin in is hoose ah tell ye. But am absolutely fine ma lovelies. Ma joabs ma joab. Ma life’s ma life an aye. That’s it. But thank you fir the hunners o messages am absolutely fine. Tons a love! mwah!
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