You all have a very short memory. Being a cleaner Marion has built polis Scotland from the grooond up over the last few months. He needs the rest.
Hello ma lovelies, on Margrit Day I am going to dress up with a leg mop ne debates .Very excited now, looking forward to Margrit day on tattle. Am making Margrit eve boxes for me and Mr D. Xx small pj's, Frozen dvd/VHS tape, a classy drink maybe irn bru.
Actually Margrit ma lovelie, you make me howl.
Marion only laughs at his own fake stories. He wouldn’t understand half of what’s written on here ma lovelie.I think we should all celebrate @menopausalmargrit anniversary with a bespoke Mario high tea, followed by a bespoke smell the wealth cheese board. Followed by lashings of mumosa.
All on a tapas table from Danyell’s. We shall clink glasses, (purchased from B&M) on the exact time margrit joined Tattle. While wearing a non flammable housecoat, that we clutch while wiping tears away of pure joy, that this thread brings us.
But before the celebration’s can begin, we will all nip round to Mazda’s and do our hair using his Dyson hairdryer. Pat under our eyes with some bespoke cream.
Have a spray of dettol, or Tesco’s own bathroom spray. Mixed in with the fresh scent of cat tit.
Hopefully by then we would have had Mario’s bedroom wardrobe journey.
Love this thread, I wonder when Mario reads it if he laughs, oh well I do. That’s all that matters.
Hopefully to top it all off you’ll get yourself a VIP. Then enduring Mario will all be worth it.Marion only laughs at his own fake stories. He wouldn’t understand half of what’s written on here ma lovelie.
And yes tae aw yer suggestions. A hope he’ll gee me a wee shot of his bronzing balls.
Seems oor Margrit has a full day a head a her way the anniversary. @menopausalmargrit Youll needty be up at 3 in the morning, dae ur washing, gut the hoose and be ready for 6 for aw yer outings.@menopausalmargrit I’ll take ye a wee walk round Dargavel hen, stop off at M&S for a wee takeaway luncheon deal. We’ll need to keep our eyes peeled if wee Deeks on shift mind we don’t want to end up, up that Royal Alexandra
when else do you gut yer hoose ma lovelie? Nothing says selfish bleep quite like a shark and washing machine going at 3 in the morning!!!Seems oor Margrit has a full day a head a her way the anniversary. @menopausalmargrit Youll needty be up at 3 in the morning, dae ur washing, gut the hoose and be ready for 6 for aw yer outings.
Dinnae forget to invite Gail and Elaine, hen. They’re pure chanting your spining diamond on from the rooftops and through the flairs!when else do you gut yer hoose ma lovelie? Nothing says selfish bleep quite like a shark and washing machine going at 3 in the morning!!!
Marion is geein me a full make over oan the day of ma anniversary. Blow drying ma 3 hairs in 19 seconds with the dyson and then tappy tapping ma face with aw his staypul products before geein me an orange face and white neck. I’ll be oan live aw day with the baby doll filter oan.
Am such a lucky lassie (like Rayn)!!!
I hope he's nae organising your outfit for the day asweel ma lovelie? Would it be those skin tight leggings, holey t-shirt and those cheapo primark shoes or would it be the wee fuzzy felt hoosecoat, donut socks and slippers?when else do you gut yer hoose ma lovelie? Nothing says selfish bleep quite like a shark and washing machine going at 3 in the morning!!!
Marion is geein me a full make over oan the day of ma anniversary. Blow drying ma 3 hairs in 19 seconds with the dyson and then tappy tapping ma face with aw his staypul products before geein me an orange face and white neck. I’ll be oan live aw day with the baby doll filter oan.
Am such a lucky lassie (like Rayn)!!!
Get him to lend you that nylon animal print blouse.when else do you gut yer hoose ma lovelie? Nothing says selfish bleep quite like a shark and washing machine going at 3 in the morning!!!
Marion is geein me a full make over oan the day of ma anniversary. Blow drying ma 3 hairs in 19 seconds with the dyson and then tappy tapping ma face with aw his staypul products before geein me an orange face and white neck. I’ll be oan live aw day with the baby doll filter oan.
Am such a lucky lassie (like Rayn)!!!
We don't need him ma lovelie, this is the Margrit thread now. Oi @menopausalmargrit pics of your boiled roast fried dinner immediately, so we canI see the attention seeking wee ballbag isnae back as yet?