I did wonder about the colour blush pink or the colour grey but am nae sure on what colour scheme Margarit has so thought we'd be safe we white, to be honest i can't see Margarit would have a grey crushed velvet sofa or blush pink wahhful bedding.
Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
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Could also offer it in bespoke eBay navy to match Maz’s cushionsI did wonder about the colour blush pink or the colour grey but am nae sure on what colour scheme Margarit has so thought we'd be safe we white, to be honest i can't see Margarit would have a grey crushed velvet sofa or blush pink wahhful bedding.
@menopausalmargrit - I will bring you a wee surprise gift of 50 wax burners. Cos ye know errrrm ye never know when ye might need 1 (or 50) in the scent “he’s a hoarder” in the colour “they all look cheap” Mwah mwah 
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I'm gonna get you a number 2 balloon and I want to see you doing a boomerang waving it in the air ma lovelie. Then you can celebrate with a wee cheeseboard minus the cheese and a lethal Aperol Spritz made wrong. Tons a love!
@menopausalmargrit Ive got youse a luuuuvly face mist…… oh, hang on….. sorry it’s fabulosa room spray!!!!! Make sure you shut your eyes hen, you’ll be fine 
not end up like a Nikita!!
not end up like a Nikita!!
I will bring you some squirrel repellent so you don't end up getting your letterbox smashed in
I will bring the traditional Italian boiled then casseroled spag bol my lovelie. Maybe we could all go doon the bingo after. Just don’t let me near they * points finger at bottle of aperol * drinks, they have me oan the flair. @menopausalmargrit why don’t you do a giveaway at this milestone moment?I’ll make ye a wee bowl a anemic stovies ma luvlie fir yer anniversary celebrations
I’ll set up a hot chocolate station in the colour MDF so we can all have a drink in the colour brown, but not a chocolate drink as Melv disnae like chocolate.
Fucks sake lads, I’ve been awol for the last couple of days so had a few wee bespoke boujee pages to catch up on. All I’ve got to say is *chefs kiss* to each and every one of you. I’ve had a crappy couple of days and youse have all made things a bit brighter tonight. Bring on Monday ma loveliees, we go on!!
We'll club together and get Maz to record a personal message video for you
@menopausalmargrit I’ve always chanted you oan fae the rooftops hen and am so happy you’ve reached this milestone! 2! Years!
As always am late to the party and all the good gifts are gone.
I gift you the biggest tattie heart 
and tonsa luv mwah mwah 
Nothin else tae tell yeez, so aye and so forth X x x x TG
As always am late to the party and all the good gifts are gone.
I gift you the biggest tattie heart
and tonsa luv mwah mwah Nothin else tae tell yeez, so aye and so forth X x x x TG
Very excited now, looking forward to Margrit day on tattle. 
Am making Margrit eve boxes for me and Mr D. Xx small pj's, Frozen dvd/VHS tape, a classy drink maybe irn bru.
Actually Margrit ma lovelie, you make me howl.
Am making Margrit eve boxes for me and Mr D. Xx small pj's, Frozen dvd/VHS tape, a classy drink maybe irn bru. Actually Margrit ma lovelie, you make me howl.
True Mario style would be to hit up b&m and get their own bespoke “iron brew” ma lovelie.Very excited now, looking forward to Margrit day on tattle.
Actually Margrit ma lovelie, you make me howl.
Ma lovelie, I would like to gift you a wee bespoke candle for your Margrit day box. Let me know your colour scheme and al get t work.Very excited now, looking forward to Margrit day on tattle.
Actually Margrit ma lovelie, you make me howl.
He really should join Cameo and start making clips for his fans. And we can all chip in and hear our favourite Marion sayingsWe'll club together and get Maz to record a personal message video for you
Not quite matching shades of grey plush, bamboo accents, with a bit of the bathroom green and gold. Ooh and some hand painted black bits with cat fur stuck in them, like the front door entry phone.Ma lovelie, I would like to gift you a wee bespoke candle for your Margrit day box. Let me know your colour scheme and al get t work.
awww I’ll get you “opalex” so your hair will be as lush and healthy as our Marion’s. And a bespoke SPF my lovelie
Do you stay with Marion ma lovelie?Not quite matching shades of grey plush, bamboo accents, with a bit of the bathroom green and gold. Ooh and some hand painted black bits with cat fur stuck in them, like the front door entry phone.
Two boxes of creme eggs and a big bottle of margritmosa coming right up hen
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