You all have a very short memory. Being a cleaner Marion has built polis Scotland from the grooond up over the last few months. He needs the rest. 
Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
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Just had to comment on this thread.
I've been reading along for a fair few days now and I can honestly say I've never laughed as much as I have at all your comments.
Funniest thread on here
I've been reading along for a fair few days now and I can honestly say I've never laughed as much as I have at all your comments.
Funniest thread on here
Has Rayn ate him?! 
Marzipan oh Marzipan where are you ma lovelie
Marzipan oh Marzipan where are you ma lovelie
Where is the little dweeb this time!
Hello ma lovelies, on Margrit Day I am going to dress up with a leg mopVery excited now, looking forward to Margrit day on tattle.Am making Margrit eve boxes for me and Mr D. Xx small pj's, Frozen dvd/VHS tape, a classy drink maybe irn bru.
Actually Margrit ma lovelie, you make me howl.
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I think we should all celebrate @menopausalmargrit anniversary with a bespoke Mario high tea, followed by a bespoke smell the wealth cheese board. Followed by lashings of mumosa.
All on a tapas table from Danyell’s. We shall clink glasses, (purchased from B&M) on the exact time margrit joined Tattle. While wearing a non flammable housecoat, that we clutch while wiping tears away of pure joy, that this thread brings us.
But before the celebration’s can begin, we will all nip round to Mazda’s and do our hair using his Dyson hairdryer. Pat under our eyes with some bespoke cream.
Have a spray of dettol, or Tesco’s own bathroom spray. Mixed in with the fresh scent of cat tit.
Hopefully by then we would have had Mario’s bedroom wardrobe journey.
Love this thread, I wonder when Mario reads it if he laughs, oh well I do. That’s all that matters.
All on a tapas table from Danyell’s. We shall clink glasses, (purchased from B&M) on the exact time margrit joined Tattle. While wearing a non flammable housecoat, that we clutch while wiping tears away of pure joy, that this thread brings us.
But before the celebration’s can begin, we will all nip round to Mazda’s and do our hair using his Dyson hairdryer. Pat under our eyes with some bespoke cream.
Have a spray of dettol, or Tesco’s own bathroom spray. Mixed in with the fresh scent of cat tit.
Hopefully by then we would have had Mario’s bedroom wardrobe journey.
Love this thread, I wonder when Mario reads it if he laughs, oh well I do. That’s all that matters.
Marion only laughs at his own fake stories. He wouldn’t understand half of what’s written on here ma lovelie.I think we should all celebrate @menopausalmargrit anniversary with a bespoke Mario high tea, followed by a bespoke smell the wealth cheese board. Followed by lashings of mumosa.
All on a tapas table from Danyell’s. We shall clink glasses, (purchased from B&M) on the exact time margrit joined Tattle. While wearing a non flammable housecoat, that we clutch while wiping tears away of pure joy, that this thread brings us.
But before the celebration’s can begin, we will all nip round to Mazda’s and do our hair using his Dyson hairdryer. Pat under our eyes with some bespoke cream.
Have a spray of dettol, or Tesco’s own bathroom spray. Mixed in with the fresh scent of cat tit.
Hopefully by then we would have had Mario’s bedroom wardrobe journey.
Love this thread, I wonder when Mario reads it if he laughs, oh well I do. That’s all that matters.
And yes tae aw yer suggestions. A hope he’ll gee me a wee shot of his bronzing balls.
Hopefully to top it all off you’ll get yourself a VIP. Then enduring Mario will all be worth it.Marion only laughs at his own fake stories. He wouldn’t understand half of what’s written on here ma lovelie.
And yes tae aw yer suggestions. A hope he’ll gee me a wee shot of his bronzing balls.
@menopausalmargrit I’ll take ye a wee walk round Dargavel hen, stop off at M&S for a wee takeaway luncheon deal. We’ll need to keep our eyes peeled if wee Deeks on shift mind we don’t want to end up, up that Royal Alexandra
Seems oor Margrit has a full day a head a her way the anniversary. @menopausalmargrit Youll needty be up at 3 in the morning, dae ur washing, gut the hoose and be ready for 6 for aw yer outings.
I'm dressing up as @menopausalmargrit ordered my costume, size x small.
when else do you gut yer hoose ma lovelie? Nothing says selfish bleep quite like a shark and washing machine going at 3 in the morning!!!
Marion is geein me a full make over oan the day of ma anniversary. Blow drying ma 3 hairs in 19 seconds with the dyson and then tappy tapping ma face with aw his staypul products before geein me an orange face and white neck. I’ll be oan live aw day with the baby doll filter oan.
Am such a lucky lassie (like Rayn)!!!
Dinnae forget to invite Gail and Elaine, hen. They’re pure chanting your spining diamond on from the rooftops and through the flairs!
I hope he's nae organising your outfit for the day asweel ma lovelie? Would it be those skin tight leggings, holey t-shirt and those cheapo primark shoes or would it be the wee fuzzy felt hoosecoat, donut socks and slippers?
@menopausalmargrit ill take it upon masel to organise some bespoke entertainment for the day of dawn in your honour. A wis thinking we can get a wee green baw and hide it for a game of #bawwatch and when you find it we can all get oan oor size 4 plastic primark winklepickers and kick it aboot!
Karaoke after that around the criss table with joos to wet oor whistle. Whitney Houston songs ONLY nae fecking debates! Dancing optional, but sweaty pyjamas and tattie hearts required lovelies. It’s jist the rules. Mwah mwah
Karaoke after that around the criss table with joos to wet oor whistle. Whitney Houston songs ONLY nae fecking debates! Dancing optional, but sweaty pyjamas and tattie hearts required lovelies. It’s jist the rules. Mwah mwah
Lads, do we think baby gurl Rayn has finally put her plan into action? 
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I see the attention seeking wee ballbag isnae back as yet? 
Get him to lend you that nylon animal print blouse.
We don't need him ma lovelie, this is the Margrit thread now. Oi @menopausalmargrit pics of your boiled roast fried dinner immediately, so we canI see the attention seeking wee ballbag isnae back as yet?
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