Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car? Or just the air fresheners?
Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car? Or just the air fresheners?
This doesn’t really surprise me as cute as Derek is he’s thick as two short planks! He’d need to be to live with oor Margo!!!!!!!I've been debating whether to write this or not for a little while. It's not great tea but it does add a bit into the mario folklore.
My friend used to work with Derek not in m&s before that ..I dunno if I should say where. Anyway Derek was the team leader/supervisor one night until he made a decision that resulted in a customer getting hurt quite badly. He was then sacked.
My friend didnt even realise he then lived across the road from derek and mario till after this happened. He says derek is horrible and aggressive but he doesnt know mario
Eww the last time my house smelled like dettol was when my daughter spewed her guts up with a stomach bug, we'd had Spag Bol for tea tooI’ve also seen two cleaning pages putting dettol in their air diffusers. I’ve never fancied my house smelling like a hospital ward but each to their own.
ma luvlie am steaming and this nearly made me pish maself!!!!
Sorry ma lovelie, we have only got coffee or biscuit tea. Or if ye really want tae get rowdy a could pour ye a wee aperol and lemonade?This doesn’t really surprise me as cute as Derek is he’s thick as two short planks! He’d need to be to live with oor Margo!!!!!!!
parking my arse here for more tea
How kind Magrit al have a wee bikkie Tea thanks , that aperol is far too strong for me last time I drank it I was lying on my back like a deed beetle ma lovlieSorry ma lovelie, we have only got coffee or biscuit tea. Or if ye really want tae get rowdy a could pour ye a wee aperol and lemonade?
A can pure relate hen, blows the tights right aff me if a have too many.How kind Magrit al have a wee bikkie Tea thanks , that aperol is far too strong for me last time I drank it I was lying on my back like a deed beetle ma lovlie
When I say across the road I'm talking across the the road in the "new houses" at the schoolI love tea as much as the next person, but …… no one lives across the road from them there are only properties on their side of the street, before living there Mario lived with his aunt in Ayrshire so I don’t trust this bit of info. PLEASE find out more, spill the tea on the ‘incident’ I am here for it.
Apparently so said how small he was aswellWell, I’ve nearly finished my first bottle but that’s sobered me right up. Wee cute as a button Dirk?
Security. My friends still works there so I dont wanna say too much.Sounds like the said incident was something related to H&S or security - but like the other Lovelies I wanna knooooow what it was
We were rooting for you Deek ... we were ALL rooting for youNooo I refuse to believe Derek is horrible
Maybe!We were rooting for you Deek ... we were ALL rooting for you
But maybe it brought down karmer on his arse and that is why he's stuck in the flat with Marion for the rest of eternity?
It does make a lot of sense as to why he would be with Mario. To be with Mario you’d have to be a twit.Maybe!
I‘m sure someone has seen him at Markies and said he’s helpful and nice.
I’m doing a Mario when his klarna bill comes through and burying my head in the sand.
Derek is a wee darling
We're all heading to Paisley if we doDeek is a c@&# pass it on. I hope we don’t hear a horror story about poor Rayn now
M&S have incredibly high standards tbf, behave like a twit and you're out. I used to work for them. I still miss the discountMaybe!
I‘m sure someone has seen him at Markies and said he’s helpful and nice.
I’m doing a Mario when his klarna bill comes through and burying my head in the sand.
Derek is a wee darling
I was in getting my shopping in M&S today and commented that staff are always really nice and happy. Please tell me it’s not all false?M&S have incredibly high standards tbf, behave like a twit and you're out. I used to work for them. I still miss the discount
I've been debating whether to write this or not for a little while. It's not great tea but it does add a bit into the mario folklore.
My friend used to work with Derek not in m&s before that ..I dunno if I should say where. Anyway Derek was the team leader/supervisor one night until he made a decision that resulted in a customer getting hurt quite badly. He was then sacked.
My friend didnt even realise he then lived across the road from derek and mario till after this happened. He says derek is horrible and aggressive but he doesnt know mario
We were rooting for you Deek ... we were ALL rooting for you
But maybe it brought down karmer on his arse and that is why he's stuck in the flat with Marion for the rest of eternity?
If I worked there I would be needing to go to Percy Pig Addicts Anonymous and would even look like a pigM&S have incredibly high standards tbf, behave like a twit and you're out. I used to work for them. I still miss the discount
Deek is a c@&# pass it on.