Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[Skyflier6727]

It does make a lot of sense as to why he would be with Mario. To be with Mario you’d have to be a twit.

Deek is a c@&# pass it on. I hope we don’t hear a horror story about poor Rayn now

I’m just waiting for Rayn to gouge Marion’s eyes out one of these days. She’s plotting something.
Awww I always thought wee Deek looks like a lovely wee soul. Maybe he was oot of the special fags that day??

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

As someone who went off Dezza a good while ago, I'm loving the tea but remain convinced Melvin on his best day is still a far bigger knob than Dezza on his worst.
All is still right with the world

 

[Walnutss]

Loving the tea, thank you At St JO’s u mean?

Is that what is called I'm not actually from paisley it's a primary school?

 

[DollyTheLamb]

I’m just waiting for Rayn to gouge Marion’s eyes out one of these days. She’s plotting something.

Fingers crossed ma lovlie

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

In this dayn of Rayn she will have her revenge

 

[Sloppys]

Maybe wee Derek had the media wall built around him and he’s stuck behind the small tv? We haven’t seen him for ages. Maybe the derek rumours have extended Marions hiatus from the gram. Either that or his new bespoke vinyl flooring has been delayed

 

[Bestlife@60]

When did a TV on the wall become a media wall? If you have a clock on the wall is it a time wall, or a picture makes a wall a Tate gallery wall!! It’s a bleeping wall hung TV!

 

[BishBashBoss]

Maybe they’re actually under the new lino? Somebody better get round there pronto with criss, joos and a phone charger for them

 

[Andioooop]

Maybe they’re actually under the new lino? Somebody better get round there pronto with criss, joos and a phone charger for them

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Deeks buried Marion alive under the new lionel richie flairing so he can watch the fitball in peace

 

[Sloppys]

Deeks buried Marion alive under the new lionel richie flairing so he can watch the fitball in peace

Plot twist - Rayn has buried them both under it. She’s finally had enough of the pair of them.

 

[Noseybonk]

Derek was probably supervising it that night

I am laughing and snorting at this far louder than I should be .
Youse are all funny fuckers nae debates

 

[Sloppys]

Surely Marion him self has a good laugh when he reads these bespoke threads. Funniest thread on here nae debates. Our page, our rules ma lovelies.

 

[Very Cherry]

Surely Marion him self has a good laugh when he reads these bespoke threads. Funniest thread on here nae debates. Our page, our rules ma lovelies.

I agree it's 100% the best thread with a great bunch of lovelies.

 

[SuzyE]

Surely Marion him self has a good laugh when he reads these bespoke threads. Funniest thread on here nae debates. Our page, our rules ma lovelies.

I'm giving him a wave, because I still think he's nosing while he's off the grid

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I agree it's 100% the best thread with a great bunch of lovelies.

It might be the sun and the aperol & lemonades talking but youse are aw amazing!!!! Actually laugh so hard at these threads!!!! Coming up tae ma 2 year anniversary (December) oan here, but a don’t want a big fuss so don’t try and get me hunners a stuff!!!

Mwah xxxx

 

[laynelo_]

It might be the sun and the aperol & lemonades talking but youse are aw amazing!!!! Actually laugh so hard at these threads!!!! Coming up tae ma 2 year anniversary (December) oan here, but a don’t want a big fuss so don’t try and get me hunners a stuff!!!

Mwah xxxx

I’ll make ye a wee bowl a anemic stovies ma luvlie fir yer anniversary celebrations

 

[Very Cherry]

It might be the sun and the aperol & lemonades talking but youse are aw amazing!!!! Actually laugh so hard at these threads!!!! Coming up tae ma 2 year anniversary (December) oan here, but a don’t want a big fuss so don’t try and get me hunners a stuff!!!

Mwah xxxx

Sounds like you had a great wee day oot Margrit ma lovelie. We will aw club together and gift you a bottle of Mumosa, a bottle of Aperol and a candle in the scent 'smell the wealth' for your anniversary.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

It might be the sun and the aperol & lemonades talking but youse are aw amazing!!!! Actually laugh so hard at these threads!!!! Coming up tae ma 2 year anniversary (December) oan here, but a don’t want a big fuss so don’t try and get me hunners a stuff!!!

Mwah xxxx

I'll puncture a shop bought balloon in your honour ma darlin

 

[Very Cherry]

@menopausalmargrit ma lovelie, am nae good at keeping gifts secret and am excited to show you what i bespoke designed for you. I hope you like it.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

What a lovely present in the colour white, in the scent wealth ma lovely