Remember not to put any cheese on it ma lovelie.Hellllooooo ma luvliees!
So aye happy Friyayyy tae ye awww. A’m absolooootely fine. A really um. Just going tae take a few days away fae here. Instagram isny ma life and a fink ye aw need to undesttawn that.
Um gawny huv a nice cozy night wae Derek and Rayn. With a wee Boujee cheese board and Gin.
So aye that’s it. Am fine totally fine ma luvlieesss.
He bought a butter at Christmas that was the shape of a Santa, claimed he was so excited to use it. Then weeks later he showed the inside of his fridge after coming home with the shopping and it was still in there, unopened, totally untouched. We spotted it a few more times before he finally binned itThe what?! I think we're going to get through a whole thread before Mario surfaces.
Bet Marions fewwwmin he canny hoover whilst the footies on.Ma lovlies, I think I know what’s happened. Wee Deek has put his fut down as the Euros are on for the next month and he’s intending to enjoy the fitba while getting baked. He’s no time for Marion’s nonsense and Marion has taken a huge huff.
Derek is moving into his ain lain and we have radio silence Win, win all round.
Get intae his hi lights ma luvlee ...make sure you have a tena lady oan tho you will be pure flooding yer knickersHello ma lovelies, i hope you are all well. This thread has fairly been quiter the last couple of days since Marion went into hiding AGAIN.
I started reading Marion's 1st thread on here to see what laughs i could have but it's not quite the same as the laughs on the current thread. Hurry on back Marion ma lovelie!